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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 12

      Myth Vs. Fact: Homelessness https://trib.al/axaG6eR pic.twitter.com/3uJJDhFj9w

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 12

      The Onion looks at some of the common myths about homelessness. https://trib.al/axaG6eR pic.twitter.com/4sOPtn7lOh

      9:58 AM - 12 Jun 2018
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      50 replies 2,977 retweets 8,146 likes
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        2. Ryan  🇦🇺‏ @RSamarzia Jun 12
          Replying to @TheOnion

          there's a difference between spending $10 a week on alcohol than spending 95% of every cent you get on alcohol, drugs, or cigarettes.

          7 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
        3. pumpkin fucker‏ @Lake_Jewis Jun 12
          Replying to @RSamarzia @TheOnion

          $10 a week? those are rookie numbers chief

          2 replies 3 retweets 176 likes
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        2. Rebeeber, Esq.‏ @BeekerLooHoo Jun 12
          Replying to @TheOnion @KateAllDay

          Y’ALL.pic.twitter.com/Tg4f0bhSRB

          1 reply 31 retweets 99 likes
        3. kl‏ @kl60199572 Jun 12
          Replying to @BeekerLooHoo @TheOnion @KateAllDay

          True, nobody wants a job. But everybody wants to spend at least part of their life doing something productive.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Yes, I'm A Fire Sign‏ @KateAllDay Jun 12
          Replying to @kl60199572 @BeekerLooHoo @TheOnion

          You can be extremely productive and have a meaningful life without allowing your labor to be used to make someone else wealthy.

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        5. kl‏ @kl60199572 Jun 12
          Replying to @KateAllDay @BeekerLooHoo @TheOnion

          I didn't deny that.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        6. kl‏ @kl60199572 Jun 12
          Replying to @kl60199572 @KateAllDay and

          You can't get people to spontaneously collaborate and build a car factory just because it's so much fun and productive though. For this you need capital and wage labour.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        7. Yes, I'm A Fire Sign‏ @KateAllDay Jun 12
          Replying to @kl60199572 @BeekerLooHoo @TheOnion

          You need capital to build anything substantial. But that's where the logic stops. It can be employee owned. It can be a cooperative venture. It can be a government subsidized utility. Work for wages without a guarantee of a living wage, Healthcare, education, safety, etc is bad.

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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        2. Loudmouth Reviewer‏ @LoudmouthR Jun 12
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Which is fine if you have a job that pays for them

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Danny Phantom  👻‏ @thefiendfyre Jun 12
          Replying to @LoudmouthR @TheOnion

          I don’t think having a YouTube channel counts as a job

          2 replies 1 retweet 36 likes
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        1. Muriel McNair‏ @LovelyMcnair Jun 12
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Yes it is a fact because when you start talking about someone, it isn't long before you start talking about yourself..

          0 replies 2 retweets 11 likes
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        2. SpyGate Down‏ @SpyGateDown Jun 12
          Replying to @TheOnion

          These "facts"... omg... I don't even know where to start. Who wrote that... a child?

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Chicken Joe rated Fx by the NRA‏ @chickyjoey1 Jun 12
          Replying to @SpyGateDown @TheOnion

          The Onion is satire

          1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
        4. SpyGate Down‏ @SpyGateDown Jun 12
          Replying to @chickyjoey1 @TheOnion

          I get it. Usually, I'm entertained by it. But this report comes off as serious. idk... I'll let this one slide.

          2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        5. Moxie is America's best soda‏ @ediblesticker Jun 13
          Replying to @SpyGateDown @chickyjoey1 @TheOnion

          The sign of a parody that hits too close to home

          0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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        1. Snorlax's Unbothered Spirit‏ @shizbgby Jun 12
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Certain people:pic.twitter.com/XJxn4eW8LI

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        1. BOOkurapika 💊saving for the SQUIP TRIP‏ @Donteatacowman Jun 12
          Replying to @TheOnion

          this was VICIOUS, i love it

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        2. Husker Blü‏ @InterminableVi Jun 12
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Omg. The folks on here tryin to argue and prove their superiority. You're precious.pic.twitter.com/7dXtwbnxHs

          1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
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