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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 11

    Trump Touts Success Of Singapore Summit After Securing $10 Billion Trade Deal To Sell Nuclear Warheads To North Korea https://trib.al/rOjJqaC pic.twitter.com/fuHYlgdZ3t

    7:04 PM - 11 Jun 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 12

        “There was some negotiating involved in getting Kim Jong-un to buy as many nukes as we wanted to sell, but by cutting the price, we came out with a deal that’s profitable for America and therefore good for the world.” https://trib.al/rOjJqaC pic.twitter.com/d9AwUvIhhz

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      2. Vickie Spurlock‏ @VickieASpurlock Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Way too close to Real News, folks.

        5 replies 2 retweets 72 likes
      3. Ser Macho Randingo‏ @SRandingo Jun 11
        Replying to @VickieASpurlock @TheOnion

        agreed, @maddow broke this story. why not give her the credit for her incredible journalism.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Andrew‏ @dockelley07 Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real, the Onion... Way too real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. Empire News‏ @imperienytt Jun 12
        Replying to @dockelley07 @TheOnion

        Donald Rumsfeld, the US defense secretary, sat on the board of a company which sold two light water nuclear reactors to North Koreahttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/may/09/nuclear.northkorea …

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Chris Couperthwaite‏ @TheLonelyBusker Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't tell if the Onion has started actual reporting...pic.twitter.com/UP9mLOwYtb

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      1. JU‏ @chaos_sonata Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's increasingly difficult to tell what is satire and what isn't anymore

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      1. Mrs. Estherhouse‏ @kyndallita Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/fjlH5wjBrz

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      2. Nick Easter‏ @nickeaster19 Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kind of like giving Iran $400 million to let them continue their nuclear program.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Dagwood‏ @ohnoitsdontrump Jun 11
        Replying to @nickeaster19 @TheOnion

        Umm, no. Iran was repaid the money that was already theirs after they shuttered their nuclear progam.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🌟jeanne 🌟‏ @jmc663 Jun 11
        Replying to @ohnoitsdontrump @nickeaster19 @TheOnion

        Actually I believe the money was for milotary equipment , then they took our hostages. The World Court said we couldn’t keep it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. CB 🐧 ⚓‏ @CharlotteBrecks Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @InSpiteOfTrump

        I'd laugh, but this isn't outside the realm of possibility

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      1. James Crosby M.S.‏ @TheDogGuyJim Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @neilhimself

        C’mon guys-it’s getting too hard to tell when you’re serious.

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      2. bob‏ @bobmadethebox Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Right in the politics

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      2. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember when the Onion was funny, before they became Trump haters. Now they're hilarious!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Exen with the Big Dork Energy‏ @exentrik137 Jun 11
        Replying to @RobFromSac @TheOnion

        It's the profound pain that makes it so tasty

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DONALD AND JONG-UN; THE UNION OF THE CENTURY? Marry in haste, repent at leisure. #TrumpKimSummitpic.twitter.com/5CU3FOX6ys

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      1. Kendersrule‏ @kendersrule Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop giving him ideas

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