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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 11

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/4DZIR1hYar

    1:12 PM - 11 Jun 2018
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    • Tyler Pierre-Simon Laplace Jack 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 Rudolf 👄☀️🦋 and 412 others Elanor Cooper-Ritter Michelle Y. Gordon Kasumi Layne-Stasik Jennifer Weggeman
    15 replies 95 retweets 402 likes
      1. Trojan1109‏ @trojan1109 Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/SZ86KkMJel

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      1. The God of Potatoes‏ @DaSpudLord Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So tomatoes can be a fruit AND a vegetable? Have we finally reached a compromise?

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews Jun 11
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        https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/03/11/CantaloupeConsistentlyDisappointing …

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      1. ThisIsFine‏ @PlushDogPolitic Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm offended. You're only saying that because you're an Onion.

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      1. Land the Spooky Pear‏ @liamland2000 Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, many vegetables technically are fruits. A fruit is just a container that holds seeds.

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      1. J.D. Whited‏ @mattafaak Jun 12
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        Huge if true 🤔🤔

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      1. Spatula City‏ @Spatula8 Jun 11
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        I've always considered a fruit to be a plant's ovary.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s a kind of vegetable too...pic.twitter.com/U0zUHDILLY

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      2. John Jacob‏ @jjkordrupel Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @FamousAmos34pic.twitter.com/xREU4IdZTy

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      3. Amos‏ @FamousAmos34 Jun 11
        Replying to @jjkordrupel @TheOnion

        Lol

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      1. Mr. Ray‏ @VieKeng Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        accurate

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      1. Tony Hogrebe‏ @HogrebeTony Jun 11
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        In the game animal, mineral, vegetable.

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      1. Rob‏ @RobbyFresh513 Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well....like....how do they make starbursts out of vegetables then! Fake News!

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      2.  🎃HAUNTER____Lv68 🎃‏ @HAUNTER____Lv68 Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WE

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      3. ℙ𝕦𝕕𝕕ℍ𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 🍯‏ @PuddHoney Jun 11
        Replying to @HAUNTER____Lv68 @TheOnion

        WUZ VEGETABLEZ

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      1. Cynthia Schnepp‏ @CynthiaSchnepp Jun 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks! & tomatoes are a fruit. 🍅

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      1. I am the Gate I am the Key‏ @imtheg8imthekey Jun 11
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        Ugh, low hanging veg.

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