grammar is top notch today, onion.
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it’s sad how often i see comments like this. you really thought you razzed them pretty good, huh https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlinese
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You realize that wasn't meant to be taken seriously
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btw i’m also a free agent professional splatoon 2 player. i think everyone who owns the game is
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really going for the hard jabs now huh
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let me know if it’s too much for you
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Every frickin’ time I shower at my inlaws for over a decade!!!!!!
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PLEASE start proofreading your tweets.
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I miss the paper Onion
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@TrentKusters referring to your previous tweet... Also How I felt in the USThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I just recently learned some bathrooms in northern regions have a "scald" button the f*ck is that all about
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Be carefull if
@yadavakhilesh sees it , he will find u and will remove ur tap and shower knob take it with himThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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He should have tapped out
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