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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 10

    God Admits Stealing Idea For Messiah From Zoroastrianism https://trib.al/LYzUj20 pic.twitter.com/CiVIpuqKyN

    2:02 PM - 10 Jun 2018
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    31 replies 296 retweets 1,678 likes
      1. Not A Name‏ @NotAName320 Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheTweetOfGod this real?

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      1. Jesus H. Christ‏ @ThePeoplesJesus Jun 10
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        Knew it. Maybe now he will hand over the kingdom to me.

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      1. Maaz‏ @goingthatway Jun 10
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        But Zoroastrianism didn't copyright the idea so checkmate!

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      2. Hans J. Furfjord #FreeAssange‏ @Hans_JF Jun 10
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        You could've taken this a lot, a lot further. Jesus didn't do anyting, not a single thing, that previous religions didn't have their Messiah do a long time before Jesus, supposedly, was born. Walking on water, healing people, having 12 disciples, eat this bread, it's my flesh +++

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jun 10
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        That's the third time this week, that he has lied to us!

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      1. Larry Thompson‏ @lthompson908 Jun 10
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        Your math is way off - Zoroastrians we’re about 2500 years after the messiah and prophecies of Isaiah- nice try though 👍

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jun 10
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        Although I always thought that God never admits to anything. A bit like politicians, but in a more godly way.

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      1. CG‏ @CGrandlienard Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How often does The Onion make fun of Islam?

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      1. fatih k.‏ @birarakisarap Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        onion nailed it again

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and the music for Messiah from George Frideric Handel.

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      1. C. Gold‏ @AlchemicalGold Jun 10
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        I told you so, @Alba_Risen !!!

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      1. filup26‏ @Fillup26 Jun 10
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        Pull my finger and find out about the big Bang Bang

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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter Jun 10
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        put Ronan Farrow on this whole "Christmas" bullshit now

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jun 11
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        Look, by the time I got to the Platypus, I was literally running out of ideas... Then they told me about this Book deal, was & hell, I had to come up with some ideas fast.. The 10 commandments got me my advance, but I admit I cribbed some Bible ideas...pic.twitter.com/SjcJ2clAvy

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      1. This2Shall_Pass‏ @I_dont_know_but Jun 11
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        You know they're desperate when attacking Jehovah and his son with stuff as pathetic as this. Just read the bible, nothing on earth contains its wisdom and shows God's love for mankind. Or keep your head in the sand and remain apart from that love.

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      1. iMacbro‏ @iMackbro Jun 10
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        About time he admitted it

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      1. A.V.  🌊‏ @ayemvee Jun 10
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        I’ve said this same thing a thousand times!

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      1. Raph Elm‏ @raphelm Jun 10
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        #Appropriation as usual ! No One safe...

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