Or the girl he should have married.
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What if he killed her?
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Or what if she killed him and he's just a ghost spending eternity on that bench?
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What if he wants to feed the ducks but he's sitting at the wrong side of the pond?
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Or what if the ducks are the reincarnated forms of his dead wives friends?
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About how he should've killed her 30 years earlier
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Some day you will be old and alone and this will not be funny.
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Now this is just depressing
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What is wrong with you
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He has a Cheshire grin on the other side of that head thinking of all the sweet, sweet retirement home tail he is about to slay .....
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Or dead male partner? Sad!
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I just wet my pants. How'm I going to stand up?
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Dark. But fucking dead on. Pardon the pun
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Cause she’s in the pond right?
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Not funny
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