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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 9

    Ice Cube Thrown Into Sink Flies Up Side Like Skateboarder Shredding Half-Pipe https://trib.al/x3CwnYp pic.twitter.com/RiRfjSTzVR

    9:07 PM - 9 Jun 2018
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      1. wickedzeus‏ @wickedzeus Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was actually looking at this tweet closer hoping that I would see an image of the rapper Ice Cube in said situation.

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      2. Adam‏ @Adam_J_Harris Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here I am, getting colder all the time

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Guy Fieri burner account‏ @jmarvster Jun 9
        Replying to @Adam_J_Harris @TheOnion

        *Stands up from chair and initiates epic slow clap*

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Ben Colmery‏ @bencolmery4 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you. You've transformed a regular activity of mine into something special.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Organize!‏ @OR_GA_NIZE Jun 10
        Replying to @bencolmery4 @TheOnion

        Same, except instead of landing in sink, cube usually lands on floor, slippery and cannot pick it up, leaving a wet spot.

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      2. bigbandpro69‏ @CoolName420 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Icely done

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      3. The Douchebaggette Life‏ @douchebaggette Jun 10
        Replying to @CoolName420 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Eeosf4it0u

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      1. Byron Blyth‏ @A_Drunk_Duck Jun 9
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        pic.twitter.com/jLLHgOQjnS

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      2. J Stottz‏ @JStottlez Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This may be one of your finest

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      1. bröther röhry‏ @rohry_music Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @qtkatee

        @sixfour_music

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      2. Brett‏ @cLLLLemsux Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @aozell they could film a documentary for this in our kitchen

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      3. Allison Ozell‏ @aozell Jun 10
        Replying to @cLLLLemsux @TheOnion

        Lol. Yes! And Luca would steal the show 😁

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      1. Ramzi  👻‏ @spookysheepy Jun 9
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        How cool

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      1. NiCK‏ @GratefulSchred_ Jun 9
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      1. American Patriot  🇺🇲 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇷 and 200 others‏ @sober__society Jun 9
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        The failing New York Times refuses to cover things as important as this. Where is the fair and unbiased press coverage?!

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      2. Matt Bear‏ @the_unBearable_ Jun 11
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        @braydenpoe8

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      3. brickdong pope‏ @braydenpoe8 Jun 11
        Replying to @the_unBearable_ @TheOnion

        love seeing highlights like these. he was such a great athlete before the drugs took hold of him

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      4. Matt Bear‏ @the_unBearable_ Jun 11
        Replying to @braydenpoe8 @TheOnion

        Sad to see how fame is getting to the athletes heads like that

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      5. brickdong pope‏ @braydenpoe8 Jun 11
        Replying to @the_unBearable_ @TheOnion

        clearly never had a prominent father figure. such a sad problem plaguing today’s youth + ice athlete

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