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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 9

    Giuliani Says Kim Jong-Un Begged Like A Has-Been-Politician-Turned-Hack-Attorney Trying To Get A Job At The White House https://trib.al/eUbK8gS pic.twitter.com/q0VpYn7fwn

    7:46 PM - 9 Jun 2018
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    • NeeraShillsTanden Pierre-Simon Laplace OldCrow🔹🌽 Chris Berry 👄☀️🦋 and 412 others NY Yankees Apologist 🎃Oogie Boogie Lopez💀 clem phantomdango
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      1. Bill SoCal  🏳️‍🌈 🌊‏ @BillM_HB Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As usual, @TheOnion nails it.

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      1. pez gato‏ @leftastic13 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately, after all the ridiculous $hit Rudy Giuliani ACTUALLY says, it's hard to tell if @TheOnion is moving away from satire to ACTUAL Trump admin quotes

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's how I understand #RudyGuilliani got hired at the #WhiteHouse ! #trump #maga #TheResistance #Resister #TrumpSupporters #TrumpSuperTrain #RESISTERS

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      1. Brad Frederickson‏ @BradFred59 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guess it takes one to know one lol

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      1.  🌊Carol Michael 🌊‏ @c40m43 Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @GMSarli

        So in other words Giuliani.

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      1. TrumpKingsly‏ @TrumpKingsly Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        be careful nk might think you are real.

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      1. Lflore‏ @Liliaflore00 Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol

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      1. Rhapsody‏ @MajorAnderson5 Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rudy....draft dodging COWARD!

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      1. Rhapsody‏ @MajorAnderson5 Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump and Rudy, ie, 2 draft dodgers!

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      1. Nerdy Nix Nook‏ @Bosco685 Jun 10
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        I knew there was a similarity between his description of The Unanator and some other events.

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Jun 10
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        no fool like an old fool

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      1. Marla Kojima‏ @MarlaKojima Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump and life have kicked me in the stomach in the past few days. Bring on the Onionisms. We need them now. Thanks a million, M. Kojima, near Seattle, WA.

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      1. Lefty against PC‏ @CheesySlim Jun 9
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        Giuliani would likely go down on Trump if asked

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      1. Stacey‏ @YoRosesYo Jun 9
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        Omg... I was like what?

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