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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 9

    Dubai Completes Construction On World’s First Full-Scale Replica Of Dubai https://trib.al/3fVcj4S pic.twitter.com/LePbdGy5ya

    3:43 PM - 9 Jun 2018
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    23 replies 336 retweets 2,091 likes
      1. Reverb makes all music better‏ @PanzerSoldat115 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The thing is that's exactly something Dubai would do

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      1. Tim DeJong‏ @tadejong Jun 9
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        Baudrillard would be proud of this one.

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      1. Bad Horse‏ @BadHorseOC Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the onion was supposed to be satire.

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      2. yotfire‏ @cmd_opt_shift Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As this article correctly points out, the full scale Dubai replica can’t actually be said to be complete until it includes its own full scale Dubai replica which includes its own full scale Dubai replica which includes its own full scale Dubai replica which includes its own full

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      3. The Conclavist‏ @theConclavist2 Jun 9
        Replying to @cmd_opt_shift @TheOnion

        D U B A I C E P T I O N

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      2. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is endeavoring to be the first conjoined-sister City. Proposed name is Iabud...

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      3. ik3‏ @ik3 Jun 9
        Replying to @soopmunkey @TheOnion

        LOL

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      1. Bobby Midterms‏ @bobspace Jun 10
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        cc: @hotdogsladies @scottsimpson @adamlisagor

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      1. Ian Reynolds‏ @pumps1000 Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @jamesdoleman

        Interesting this. In the wake of #GrenfellTower they could perhaps use this model to test the migration of fire from tower building to tower building. All towers have cladding of dubious provenance. Towers will burn like a forest fire.

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jun 9
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        I wonder how many slaves it took and how many slave died in the building process.

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      1. UhOhChongo‏ @nocanundustan Jun 9
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        Whew! I didn't think they would finish it in my lifetime. 😎

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      1. Seanvich‏ @Seanvich Jun 10
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        Roses are red, Violets are blue. This is Dubai 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 10
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        All the theaters play Freaky Friday

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      1. Oliver Gomes‏ @hellyeahdeltafu Jun 9
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        Genius

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      1. Rat Farmer‏ @tortilala Jun 9
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        dubai 3)2

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      1. Leland Jordon‏ @lelandjordon1 Jun 9
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        Old news. #RememberRockRidge

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      1. Max‏ @theREALhdl Jun 9
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        I know I don't say this often enough, but The @TheOnion, I love you.

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