Don’t forget inconsistent and watered down...
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Bwahaha, you guys
@TheOnion are just too much!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Open stores in poor neighborhoods serving free coffee that failed inspection like over-over roasted beans and latte made w milk expiring same day
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I’ve been slain. I’m dead.


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*Democratic rising star Howard Schultz
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sponsored by Budweiser
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Minorities are welcome to vote, but don't expect much
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Is there free WiFi?
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Your employees need Lives Howard
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FORGET IT. YOU WILL BE EMBARRASSED
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Can anyone use the bathroom on his campaign bus?
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With the Mrs Uhlein as VP running mate.
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Hahahahahaha --- it's even funnier to me because the next item in my feed is a Starbucks ad!
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That sounds like all of them.
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I'm sure it'll taste like shit as well, just like his coffee.
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That would be great. Can always use a nice place to take a dump when I’m in town and always wanted the visit the White House anyway. Two birds...
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With skim?
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