@CBS4Tim Is this why we don't have a company picnic? 
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The reason we don’t have a company picnic is because Beyoncé’s afraid I’ll show up in my running shorts. Spoiler Alert: I would.
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“A Don doesn’t wear shorts”
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real power is invisible like this tweet
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The emperor's new tweet?
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“Dude, he sat down on the picnic table and his ‘nads were poking out of the left leg hole!”
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Boss's clout further erodes when he tells his subordinates, "Outside the office, we're all friends. Call me Dick."
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Whereas before he ruled the corridors and aisles of Egbert Tasty Pastry, now he seemed deflated as he sheepishly asked Bob for the monthly figures or complimented Sarah on her new ‘do.
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Robert, Talk to Farmers®. They’ve seen it before and they know how to cover it.
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It's so weird to see the people you work with in casual clothes
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Particular risky are those legs with unsightly varicose veins....particularly those which could be corrected with surgery and/or laser if the owner were not so chicken.
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Ugh. Especially above the knee. Not a good look.
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Yeah, thats it...it was the shorts.pic.twitter.com/eXSAzeSLZ5
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