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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 9

    Boss’s Clout Evaporates After He’s Seen In Shorts At Company Picnic https://trib.al/2z61uKF pic.twitter.com/iwXhtmEhPc

    10:19 AM - 9 Jun 2018
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    22 replies 394 retweets 2,722 likes
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      2. Jeremiah Bellile‏ @miahbellile Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CBS4Tim Is this why we don't have a company picnic? 😄

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Michael Abeyta  🇺🇸‏ @AbeytaCBS4 Jun 9
        Replying to @miahbellile @TheOnion @CBS4Tim

        The reason we don’t have a company picnic is because Beyoncé’s afraid I’ll show up in my running shorts. Spoiler Alert: I would.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Jeremiah Bellile‏ @miahbellile Jun 9
        Replying to @AbeytaCBS4 @TheOnion @CBS4Tim

        pic.twitter.com/IX9OwzswXA

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Wilcojoe76‏ @Wilcojoe761 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “A Don doesn’t wear shorts”

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. ted miller‏ @killarneyguy Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        choosing what to wear is a challenge...pic.twitter.com/LHzva01Tta

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      2. SKVM Shipping‏ @SKVMShipping Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        real power is invisible like this tweet

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Zachary Braun‏ @nofna Jun 9
        Replying to @SKVMShipping @TheOnion

        The emperor's new tweet?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sanford‏ @OraCorey Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/0yrPllTsCu

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Dude, he sat down on the picnic table and his ‘nads were poking out of the left leg hole!”

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      1. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boss's clout further erodes when he tells his subordinates, "Outside the office, we're all friends. Call me Dick."

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whereas before he ruled the corridors and aisles of Egbert Tasty Pastry, now he seemed deflated as he sheepishly asked Bob for the monthly figures or complimented Sarah on her new ‘do.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 9
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        Robert, Talk to Farmers®. They’ve seen it before and they know how to cover it.

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      1. ArtDesignMusic‏ @Wonderwoman1fan Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's so weird to see the people you work with in casual clothes😅

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      1. norman m canter NYC‏ @normancanter Jun 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Particular risky are those legs with unsightly varicose veins....particularly those which could be corrected with surgery and/or laser if the owner were not so chicken.

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      1. Tim Cooke‏ @Cooked_Tim Jun 10
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        @StephCooke2

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      1. Holly Gross‏ @lumoojatar21 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ugh. Especially above the knee. Not a good look.

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      2. Scelata, Repentant Goatist‏ @TheScelata Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, thats it...it was the shorts.pic.twitter.com/eXSAzeSLZ5

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      3. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheScelata @TheOnion

        Ugh

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