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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 9

    Supreme Court Rules Gay Rights Do Not Extend To Dessert https://trib.al/xto2DBs pic.twitter.com/LgW8pbnCwP

    6:16 AM - 9 Jun 2018
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    • Spooky_Dan Kayla 👄☀️🦋 and 412 others Kasumi Layne-Stasik Just Blue The Indeterminator🌹 beaucoup morceaux J.T.C. Half Century Bug
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      1. No_names‏ @matmanmad Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this satire? I can't tell anymore

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      1. Lycan Lesbian‏ @gaykarliah Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s a shame. I was hoping to get a nice tiramisu later, but whatever I guess.

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      1. Logan 💛 ⚪ 💜 ⚫‏ @_space_cactus_ Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry, not even the law can stop me from having a nice bowl of neopolitan ice cream later.

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      1. byronaaugust‏ @byronaaugust Jun 9
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        Supreme Court Rules Bakers Do Not Have To Create Custom Cakes For The KKK

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      1. Glenny L.‏ @glennyl Jun 9
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        Good 😊 God..... that Ginsburg character looks like a corpse

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      1. Noah Car‏ @NoahCar1 Jun 9
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        pic.twitter.com/ewDnFYNbYM

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 10
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        Everybody's welcome to the table, Okay leave now dinner's coming.

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      1. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t bring Ruthie into this slander.

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      1. Dream Cloud Productions‏ @Javinorr527 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How dare they disallow two types of chocolate to be together on one dessert!? This is an outrage! #SupremeCourt #boycott

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      1. Chevas‏ @regalchevas Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        No gay cakes, pies or cookies? Certainly baking for gay people automatically makes you gay. Everyone knows that.😒😜

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jun 9
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        Flambé is really gay

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      1. auston rozenberg‏ @fddgd37773mc Jun 9
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        why

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      1. Katie Carlsson‏ @bufotwist Jun 9
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        Gorsuch you Vogon tool

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even the Gobi?...Wait, never mind.

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      1. Panama‏ @11_Panama_ Jun 9
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        All judges agree. Too much sugar makes you "gayer".

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      1. cheryl sanchez‏ @abysinnia54 Jun 9
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        FOR PROFIT JUDICIAL officials who serve the FEW

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      1. Dave (Dyfydd) Hammer‏ @hammerman1993 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        See @TheBabylonBee ? This one works because it takes it to an absurd enough level, even in the headline, that you can tell right away that it's satirical. The problem with your Chik-fil-a story the other day is that you just didn't make it absurd enough.

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