Is this satire? I can't tell anymore
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That’s a shame. I was hoping to get a nice tiramisu later, but whatever I guess.
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Sorry, not even the law can stop me from having a nice bowl of neopolitan ice cream later.
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Supreme Court Rules Bakers Do Not Have To Create Custom Cakes For The KKK
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Good
God..... that Ginsburg character looks like a corpseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Everybody's welcome to the table, Okay leave now dinner's coming.
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Don’t bring Ruthie into this slander.
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How dare they disallow two types of chocolate to be together on one dessert!? This is an outrage!
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No gay cakes, pies or cookies? Certainly baking for gay people automatically makes you gay. Everyone knows that.

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Flambé is really gay
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Gorsuch you Vogon tool
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Even the Gobi?...Wait, never mind.
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All judges agree. Too much sugar makes you "gayer".
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FOR PROFIT JUDICIAL officials who serve the FEW
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@TheBabylonBee ? This one works because it takes it to an absurd enough level, even in the headline, that you can tell right away that it's satirical. The problem with your Chik-fil-a story the other day is that you just didn't make it absurd enough.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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