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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 8

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    "My professional experience tells me it looks exactly like a big, angry shark with sharp teeth, so on behalf of your flight crew I’m going to go ahead and veer eastward so we can keep our distance."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1005153015769305088 …

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    Pilot Informs Passengers They Will Be Rerouting To Avoid Scary Cloud That Looks Like Shark https://trib.al/AlR9LaY  pic.twitter.com/bXzJxzwwmo
    9:07 PM - 8 Jun 2018
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    • 2001 Chevy Impala Violeta 🦕 🅱️oi Davis Bell Miranda Ekema TJ Ockers it’s freakin bats 🔮🎃 Proper Dan make
    24 replies 264 retweets 2,087 likes
      1. Stephen, but spooky‏ @MrRayVickers Jun 9
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        pic.twitter.com/apkTIBTxJJ

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      1. hankster‏ @hankchang Jun 8
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        It’s so heartening to see that there are still experienced, responsible and quick-thinking captains out there

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      1. Haverford‏ @haverford5 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We ALL heard that in the pilot's voice

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      1. Angus McRockford‏ @AngusRockford Jun 8
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        I get this. When I was a kid, I had books with pictures of dinosaurs that scared me so much I wouldn't turn the page. Okay, that was actually when I was 40. Okay, that's actually today.

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      1. Michael Feeney‏ @mfeen63 Jun 9
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        @alex_hilzy1

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      1. Mangobyte‏ @asigmaenigma Jun 9
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        Seriously better safe than sorry. Good pilotage @DaCAPNcrunch

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      1. Progressive 💛Endometriosis‏ @YellowLightPro1 Jun 8
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        I'd avoid that cloud. I don't want to get sucked into a C- movie Watching Sharknado was bad enough

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      1. sullivan ballou‏ @sullivan_ballou Jun 8
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        @MohMoose this is how America pictures Canada

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jun 9
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        We’re going to have to get a bigger plane

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      1. popski‏ @angeltrrs3 Jun 9
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        Sharknado for real 😳

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      1. Michael donze‏ @Mdondidthat89 Jun 9
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        Thank you... the world needs the comedy now more than ever

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      1. Elena Panova‏ @Xsathrie Jun 8
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        747th ✌🏽

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      1. Colleen K...That's enough‏ @Colleen12544282 Jun 8
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        Lmao 😂😂😂😂 I just love you @TheOnion 💖💖💖💖 You brighten my day with shit like that! 😍🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. SHARON CHANG‏ @Portia72307 Jun 8
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        Good decision.

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      1. sportify  〽️‏ @sportydeepcuts Jun 8
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        Great White...

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