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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 8

    Marriage Counselor Encourages Woman To Take On Numerous Sexual Partners While Husband At Work https://trib.al/TQkFMIL pic.twitter.com/1vxZ0tSE37

    2:17 PM - 8 Jun 2018
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    25 replies 85 retweets 668 likes
      1. Potentially Human‏ @potenthominid Jun 8
        Replying to @FakeHopeHicks @TheOnion

        So, what you're saying is, you don't think married women should respect their marital vows?

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      1. Jim E. Smiley‏ @jimmiesmiley Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What in the Pornhub...

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Husband quickly buys multiple discreet security cameras for fun while she's away, lol

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      1. Father With 2 Kids‏ @FatherWith2Kids Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Husband is also encouraged to take on numerous sexual partners while on "business trip"

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      1. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and she still going to take......HALF?

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      1. CarlosVincent‏ @CarlosVincent12 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You mean she needed encouragement?

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      1. Uncle Clarence‏ @carpentiercsl Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This story must be about my ex-wife.

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      1. Oscar, the Welshman  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿‏ @datwelshguy1 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that’s the way to do t

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How is that going to help his erectile dysfunction exactly?

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      1. Robert rGyatso‏ @rgyatso Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dr Hahn has 5 sons over 25, and they are all still living in her basement ...

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      1. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My ex was a pioneer in this form of therapy...but my lab notes prove I was years ahead of her.

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      1. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hello, Karen. How you doin’?

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Karen & Mark McClaren became the most loved couple in the Greater Charleston Metropolitan Area.

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      1. Sherman Root‏ @Sherman_Root Jun 8
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      1. Im a bear person‏ @SCAREBEAR16 Jun 8
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        WTF

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      1. Random Spewforth‏ @RandomSpewforth Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #CallMe

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      1. Catt Toboson‏ @Beesarebrutal Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Coming soon to 'onion headlines that turned out true'

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