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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 8

    Pilot Informs Passengers They Will Be Rerouting To Avoid Scary Cloud That Looks Like Shark https://trib.al/AlR9LaY pic.twitter.com/bXzJxzwwmo

    11:22 AM - 8 Jun 2018
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      2. Jeremy Schlitt‏ @SchlittJeremy Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats just smart pilotsmanship really.

        1 reply 0 retweets 54 likes
      3. Bradley‏ @FraternityLeave Jun 8
        Replying to @SchlittJeremy @TheOnion

        Confirmed as not real word.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Jeremy Schlitt‏ @SchlittJeremy Jun 8
        Replying to @FraternityLeave @TheOnion

        I applaud your factcheckermanship

        0 replies 0 retweets 91 likes
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      1. Dream Cloud Productions‏ @Javinorr527 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the rare sharknimbus cloud. A cloud capable of spawning a sharknado #Sharknado #syfy

        0 replies 4 retweets 39 likes
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      1. CyberBlaze‏ @BryceZabel Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's so important in these uncertain times for our authority figures to go the extra mile for the people they serve. Thank you for this insightful analysis. The world is a better place for this man's kind act.

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      2. colourmehazel‏ @HazelAnnDrews Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "We're going to need a bigger plane."

        1 reply 1 retweet 32 likes
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      1. Tom Tinsley‏ @tom_tinsley Jun 9
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        Everyone know that Sharks vs Jets, never ends well.pic.twitter.com/2e7NI6f5DN

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      2. Tanya Getz‏ @TanyaGetz Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a clark.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. CubFanForever‏ @CubFanForWorse Jun 8
        Replying to @TanyaGetz @TheOnion

        I'm just asking... Why not a shoud?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Tanya Getz‏ @TanyaGetz Jun 9
        Replying to @CubFanForWorse @TheOnion

        Because clark is funnier!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Coby Eastoft‏ @CobyEastoft Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good to know pilots take in consideration the passengers. My wife nearly had a hert attack on a plane back in 1999 when she saw a cloud resembling the 1970 serial killer Ted Bundy.

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      2. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scary-looking shark cloud not interested, even it knows plane food is disgusting

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
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      1. auston rozenberg‏ @fddgd37773mc Jun 9
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        This this is the news we need this is the news we want

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      2. Twothirds Shallot‏ @snobbyshallot Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know, those dolphins aren’t really all that happy and friendly. You hear about people who who saved from drowning when friendly dolphins pushed them to shore. But you never hear about the asshat dolphins who push swimmers out to sea.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. El Emi‏ @EmiPeLo Jun 8
        Replying to @snobbyshallot @TheOnion

        Sounds funny, i wanna see that

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      1. LoJo‏ @LoJoandKJ Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sure looks like a great white.

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      1. Naty‏ @natacha1975 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sharknado

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      1. Randy Lee Dube‏ @dubephnx Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @spann

        That was Air Force One cloaking device that Trump borrowed from the Space Force he implemented at @NASA last month.

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