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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 8

    On This Day In History: Trump Pours Milk Over Bowl Of Skittles While Settling In To Watch Comey Hearing https://trib.al/01Ub8OW pic.twitter.com/6nzM0fhzUR

    9:12 AM - 8 Jun 2018
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    21 replies 249 retweets 1,750 likes
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      2. Dream Cloud Productions‏ @Javinorr527 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Muller is so close he can almost taste the rainbow! #RobertMueller #TrumpRussia #Scandal #funny #Parody

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. BMG  💯‏ @real_BMG Jun 8
        Replying to @Javinorr527 @TheOnion

        Keep dreaming

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      4. Dream Cloud Productions‏ @Javinorr527 Jun 8
        Replying to @real_BMG @TheOnion

        Well excuse me for making a practical joke!

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Andy Stout‏ @A__Stout Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @AtheistsRise

        I just want Trump's Skittles to be scuttled and for him to skidaddle.

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      1. Munners‏ @Munnerssss Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Skittles Cerealpic.twitter.com/dKSOMDEFGe

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      1. wings‏ @redbird2fly Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @ucla_007

        Oh thank you for making America Laugh Again!!! 😁

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      1. francis blunt‏ @francisblunt9 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Canadian milk 🥛😇

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      1. Tanilove‏ @Tanilove Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMAO!!! I love you guys!

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      1. Tom Wurster‏ @AATomwoo Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        C'mon. Pence poured the milk to avoid spilling any.

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      1. Vanguard the Ventrue‏ @EternalVanguard Jun 8
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        at least he has good tastes

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      1. JoeFoxx‏ @JoeRoche Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’d probably say he’s honoring Trayvon and “those blacks”

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Jun 9
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        Someone needs to win an award for that picture. 😂pic.twitter.com/mchXeKwalD

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump - "Fake medical science says I need to cut back on the sugar to prevent the onset of diabetes. Diabetes was invented by the Chinese to stop hard working Americans from enjoying skittles."

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      2. Earth‏ @TweetEarthTweet Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How presidential of that orange earthling 🤓

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      3. Jacob Lysinger‏ @jacoblysinger Jun 9
        Replying to @TweetEarthTweet @TheOnion

        This is photoshopped! Everyone knows he only eats orange, red, and yellow Skittles! It's also obvious how he's changed color these past months; remember there's a yellow-Skittles shortage happening right now.

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      1. Travis Norcutt‏ @Traviticus72 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is the breakfast of winners. This is the balanced start to a day of winning. It’s amazing and fabulous

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      1. Astonishing‏ @kickedAst Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he probably thought they were fruity pebbles. an honest mistake for a big knuckle head.

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      1. Murphy the Archivist‏ @smarchivist Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Explains the “skid”dle marks in his boxers.

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      1. Karen Sánchez‏ @notoriouskaren Jun 8
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        I bet he drinks whole milk

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