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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 8

    Employee Wishes He Had Enough Job Security To Voice Opinion https://trib.al/0QsGq19 pic.twitter.com/7CyMG3UVyJ

    7:21 AM - 8 Jun 2018
    • 358 Retweets
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    • Avery A. Potillo BobzeMovie Reuben Zotz-wilson Sandra Todd 𝚌𝚍𝚢 𝚑𝚠𝚔𝚗𝚜 Riley Sizelove Andrew Laia Asieo Odo 698-769 Erik Lakus
    21 replies 358 retweets 2,087 likes
      1. Dave Motion‏ @DaveMotion Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny coz it's painfully true...

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Carmie  🌵‏ @carrmiee Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @imphamished if this isn’t John...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. sp 👀ky  🍤‏ @imphamished Jun 8
        Replying to @carrmiee @TheOnion

        *stands in the corner and makes a snide comment with Johnny*

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. James Foster‏ @James_Foster4 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real

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      1. B.‏ @h8screennames Jun 8
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        pic.twitter.com/xqmCP0DbaG

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      1. Epic Tapir‏ @Syzygylion Jun 8
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        My life

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      1. Devil E. Cheese‏ @Deadl_E_Cheese Jun 8
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        Feeling your oats since becoming unionized, eh?

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      1. Matt Thielke‏ @matty_lite1 Jun 8
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        @KathrynThielke 😂

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      1. J BOOK‏ @jaynovel Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahahahaha

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      1. Adam Stewart‏ @DrAdamStewart Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha. Yeah.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I say just go for it. Their are always other jobs out there, lol

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      1. Joe College‏ @newguy42 Jun 8
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        Lol

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      1. ShadowSlayr22‏ @ShadowSlayr22 Jun 8
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        Don’t we all?

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      1. Elizabeth Rivers‏ @ERiversAndRoads Jun 8
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        @HelloNoviello u

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      1. #ProsecuteICE‏ @EuropeanStylez Jun 8
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        This probably is true for many people out there.

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      2. Coby Eastoft‏ @CobyEastoft Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jobs want obedient workers who don't question things! This man has a brave soul!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. andrei paul‏ @Andreis2017 Jun 8
        Replying to @CobyEastoft @TheOnion

        This isn’t real, it’s a joke.

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      4. Coby Eastoft‏ @CobyEastoft Jun 8
        Replying to @Andreis2017 @TheOnion

        Im dead serious

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      5. andrei paul‏ @Andreis2017 Jun 8
        Replying to @CobyEastoft @TheOnion

        No the article is fake

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      6. Coby Eastoft‏ @CobyEastoft Jun 8
        Replying to @Andreis2017 @TheOnion

        This isn't real, it's joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. andrei paul‏ @Andreis2017 Jun 8
        Replying to @CobyEastoft @TheOnion

        I see

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. End of conversation

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