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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 8

    Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever https://trib.al/0cbSBX7 pic.twitter.com/Av042XPko7

    6:34 AM - 8 Jun 2018
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    • Chicago Deal Finder a¹²⁷ Millie 🎥💀 Julianne Lewis Timothy Olson Larry Chretien Solworks Energy Eric Joshua Rhodes
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      1. Drude‏ @druderadio Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How many solar panels would it take to power Earth? This is just visualization to give a sense of how many solar panel is needed to power a nation/region/world... https://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/Energy-Voices/2014/0729/How-many-solar-panels-would-it-take-to-power-Earth …pic.twitter.com/qOGvw3SVsy

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      1. greg palmer‏ @GregiePee Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @themfhomie

        I’m just not sure if solar power can keep my disco ball going all night long ya know? 🍻💃

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      1. @posty@aus.social‏ @posty Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @simonahac

        I love that this article is from 2014

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      2. yestiseye‏ @yestiseye Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @simonahac

        hmm… this was that time when @TheOnion onioned itself wasn't it? I mean biomass isn't exactly smart. And slightly related, Germany's "clean energy" push is chopping down a 10,000 year old forest. #HambachForsthttps://kencaldeira.wordpress.com/2018/03/01/geophysical-constraints-on-the-reliability-of-solar-and-wind-power-in-the-united-states/ …

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      3. yestiseye‏ @yestiseye Jun 8
        Replying to @yestiseye @TheOnion @simonahac

        yestiseye Retweeted Bernd Lauter Photography

        *This* is what @TheOnion is suggesting we commit ourselves to.https://twitter.com/berndlauter/status/1005002296093179904 …

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        Bernd Lauter Photography @berndlauter
        Warum nicht mal #Urlaub am #Tagebau #Hambach machen? Why not spend your next #holiday at Hambach surface mine?#berndlauterphotography #einbildprotag #photojournalism #blackandwhitephotography pic.twitter.com/zMCTKhBpym
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      2. Larysa Fabok‏ @Lala_Firehawk Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @simonahac

        This scientist wants a report on the cost of all externalities if all of the nuclear power plants had to be decommissioned at once, and all the leftovers have to be "cleaned up". Like we are going to "clean up" plastic bags. All these energy sources feed back on each other.

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      3. yestiseye‏ @yestiseye Jun 8
        Replying to @Lala_Firehawk @TheOnion @simonahac

        well as a scientist maybe you should inform yourself on the science itself first… nuclear presents the opportunity for the ultimate in recycling. So *not* like plastic bags, since E=mc² & all that jazz. https://whatisnuclear.com/recycling.html 

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      2.  🦉 Wisdomination  🦉‏ @Supreme_Owl_FTW Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Clean nuclear has been blocked by luddite babboons at the behest of oil and coal barons tho.

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      1. No Libertarian War on Christmas Chain‏ @Timberati Jun 8
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        Not like @TheOnion to be so off. Good try, though. https://spectrum.ieee.org/energy/environment/a-critical-look-at-claims-for-green-technologies …pic.twitter.com/y9nJxpPHuC

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      1. TheLoopV 🇺🇸 📷 👀‏ @TheLoop12741459 Jun 8
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        Volcanoes remind mankind that the sky belongs to them.

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      1. Hurley Ferk‏ @hurleyferk Jun 8
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        Yup, nuclear. Build it now.

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      2. Pro B‏ @UnrealPros Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How about clean coal though? That is precious!! :P

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      1. Solo‏ @DrummSolo Jun 8
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        @johnpaulmorgan

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      1. Lalit Kumar‏ @LalitKu88148980 Jun 8
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        I listened solar energy is not green energy. It disturb the monsoon......?

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      1. fazeel‏ @fazeelrebel Jun 8
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        shithole like Trump are not ready

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