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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 8

    New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life https://trib.al/tPOug91 pic.twitter.com/qGc3AAIK3b

    5:47 AM - 8 Jun 2018
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    • LA Deal Finder Puffy Stone ANDY LA MARAVILLA Uday Biswas Alo 👄☀️🦋 and 412 others Julia NY Yankees Apologist Kasumi Layne-Stasik
    26 replies 491 retweets 2,660 likes
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      2. ArtDesignMusic‏ @Wonderwoman1fan Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that Mark Cuban?😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. CYNTHIA BRICKS, SON‏ @Fishconsin Jun 8
        Replying to @Wonderwoman1fan @TheOnion

        i thought that was joaquin phoenix

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. spin4th‏ @spin4th Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @DJJS1

        Can confirm!

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      2. Eric Armitstead‏ @9otaku37 Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Silly joggers! Buy a bike!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. KinesKing‏ @KinesKing Jun 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Anyone for a skip?

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      1. Bajan Yoda (Professional Anger Translator™)‏ @cbirch15 Jun 8
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        @CrispinBurke. I told you so.

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      1. austin  🍥‏ @deviousduck_ Jun 8
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        time to ban running!

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      2. the empathic narcissist.‏ @SeauxAppalled Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Running is the most overrated form of cardio or exercise.

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      1. Tyler Scott‏ @TylernotTiler Jun 8
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        https://youtu.be/O6SEXp3-lo8 

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      1. SheneSPOOKY‏ @JaredSheneman Jun 8
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        Major breakthrough

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      1. JBG‏ @gooserrrrr Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @MurkN101

        It can and it has!

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      1. Meredith St. John‏ @allthingspi Jun 8
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        I knew there was a reason

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      1. Max Harrington‏ @jimmymax1998 Jun 8
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        @ahartwellmiller

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      1. Psyche-Lops‏ @Psyche_Lops Jun 8
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        I'm confused if @TheOnion is still satire.

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      2. John Davis‏ @Eubielong Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealJim

        I couldn’t imagine my life without running.

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      3. KinesKing‏ @KinesKing Jun 17
        Replying to @Eubielong @TheOnion @RealJim

        Ah, think, “pain free.”

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      2. kylie‏ @chungyky Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @thisisScoMan why would you do this to yourself?

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      3. Jack ScoMantern‏ @thisisScoMan Jun 8
        Replying to @chungyky @TheOnion

        For the good food.

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