Cremation: Rolling Coal just one more time!
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Libs: owned
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Bequeathing bodies to cannibal restaurants.
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I love the inspirational music in the background of this video about what to do with corpses
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Luxury Suite Salesman At Citi Field for NY Mets is a guaranteed graveyard job.
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Use Hunter S. Thompson idea to have your ashes blown into the sky amid fireworks. Good times and brilliant.
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I've chosen cremation as my alternative. It's cheaper & I get two 'bucket list' wishes. My pacemaker will blow up the furnace when it explodes & my ashes will be spread over my ex-mother-in-laws white Shag carpet. That bitch will never get me out of there!
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Dude, there’s plenty of room to toss dead widows into that cesspool, the Ganges, after being burnt alive on a pyre.
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Can I just fade away?
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I don’t feel too good mr stark
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I was just telling my wife that now that I own a paddleboard, it would be appropriate to arrange a Viking funeral should I go somewhere around now and while the hobby lasts.
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