this would be funny if it weren't true
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If you aren't laughing, you're probably the joke.
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I am the joke and I'm laughing.
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As they’re waiting... “Those people just got a table and they got here after us! What the hell is going on here????”
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that shit's real
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Life hack: drink at the bar until your buzzer goes off.
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Every damn time
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That’s why they have bars in restaurants
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I’m starting a go fund me for them
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@lcps@PattyPasta every time we go to brunch -
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how does the Onion know us so well?
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The Bass Pro Shops t-shirt on the dad is on point!
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Don't wait more than 5 minutes
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Btw, I live in CA and love it.
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"Want to get a drink at the place next door?"
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What are supposed to do? Go home and cook for ourselves?!?
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