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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 7

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    “Kim Jong-un groveled like a washed-up former mayor who hasn’t been relevant since the early 2000s, begging on his knees for a mid-level position in the Justice Department.”https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1004787974675058688 …

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    Giuliani Says Kim Jong-Un Begged Like A Has-Been-Politician-Turned-Hack-Attorney Trying To Get A Job At The White House https://trib.al/EjORCLY  pic.twitter.com/va5qqWinV0
    5:12 PM - 7 Jun 2018
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    32 replies 638 retweets 2,929 likes
      1. Vince Pardi‏ @vpardi Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I regret I have only one retweet to give The Onion.

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      1. Jay Dem‏ @JayDen5210 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The headlines are so real and are the reason why I love @TheOnion. 👍🏼👌🏼Keep up the good work.

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      1. Boo 🎃 👻 💙Catlady‏ @Bikingcatlady Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boo 🎃 👻 💙Catlady Retweeted DPRK News Service

        😂https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1004372602058563584?s=19 …

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        DPRK News Service @DPRK_News
        Incestuous Transvestite Rudolph Giuliani is advised to keep to his specialties: exploiting tragedies, being an imbecile, and oppressing minorities. pic.twitter.com/QPxLsm49Lw
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      2. Kroppduster‏ @Kroppduster Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No way Kim was that desperate.

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      2. EJE‏ @Gene_972 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is supposed to be funny?? #FAIL

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      3. Schwaaaaagghhhh‏ @theschwasound Jun 7
        Replying to @Gene_972 @TheOnion

        Is Guilaini not a shriveled up claw of a person? You know, someone who didn't really do anything except be in the vicinity of a disaster and then use said disaster as a marketing tool?

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Self-exiled to the Taiga  ☯ ☮‏ @taiganist Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brutal 🤣

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      1. Esther Eli Vizio‏ @EliEstherVizio Jun 7
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      1. Ross Morton‏ @signindoc Jun 7
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        Idiot

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      1. Alfonse Meadows‏ @MeadowsAlfonse Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmmmm, Works for Trump the piece of 💩 best thing that ever happened to the Democrats. Keeep up the good work you piece of 💩I love it! Do you love it? I fucking just love it!

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      1. Eggers Uno‏ @Eggers46 Jun 8
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        Giuliani is a “has been” trailing on coat tails of Thumper Trump..

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 8
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        And then I gave him a noogy

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      1. marilyn delay‏ @delays_delay Jun 8
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        On his knees. Right where we want him. Classic.

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      1. Kathy NJ‏ @ecclesias Jun 8
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        😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏⚘

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      1. Jeremy Millsap‏ @jeru0455 Jun 7
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        Bada ching

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