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It’s the least you could do for contributing to baby Leo. Or Amy.
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Norma? I must have missed that. If you’re gonna name his kid Norma, you owe him more than a sammich.
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I feel his pain.
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Happy birthday
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Haha, happened to me today with an unexpectedly messy burrito and checking twitter on my phone.
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How I feel tonight! But pizza and Netflix
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Same
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As long as you pause the tv as you look down at your dish you are okay.
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I tried that once and got a sprained lip and pulled retina for my troubles. I learned about preventative stretching from this episode.
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Fake news. Dads can handle these days phone, computer and TV while enjoying sandwich.
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Is he going to eat 12 tacos too?
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Poor guy
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is that justin roiland?
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