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GUYS! Only took 2 comments before someone mentioned our president in an onion article. Not a record but still impressive. Let’s keep up the good work.




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Did you hear trump HATES men that died in explosions??? The onion doesn't know it yet but they blew the lid on Mr. DUMP!! RESIST!!
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Gas leaks are hard to fight, especially after a spicy chilli and hot dogs.
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word is, he just gave up. didn’t put up a fight. it’s all on him.
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Fuck that’s dark.
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Zoolander tried to warn us, but society didn't listen.
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What a hero, rest in peace you beautiful angle
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Unexpectedly, of course.
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Neighbors will detect lingering effects for weeks
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Rest in bits, er peace.
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It pays to read books and have a good sense of smell.
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thatshe did not think
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