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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 7

    Trump Mulling Possible Pardon Of Martha Stewart https://trib.al/xRQDjhV  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/splX7XrPVc

    1:54 PM - 7 Jun 2018
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    16 replies 87 retweets 569 likes
      1. CodeMonkey‏ @CodeMonkeyB Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imagine the ups and downs. #ElevatorConsultantAwareness

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      1. channing webster‏ @ChaWeb Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I rise against; Martha's delicious breakfast recipes have turned me into a cereal killer.

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      2. (((Erik)))‏ @withagoddamnK Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She’ll lose all the street cred she built up with Snoop Dog.

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      2. Mikhail Maniyan‏ @Mikhail507 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1MtYoequoT

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      1. Miriya Silkburn‏ @TracingLimelite Jun 14
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        This guy has a lot of names.

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      1. Virginia Moeller‏ @ginmoeller2 Jun 9
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        Martha didn't kill anyone! Where are you getting your information!!!???

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      1. Houston Harrington‏ @tonyjasmyne Jun 7
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        Because of all the people who’s lives have been ruined by their criminal conviction, it’s Martha Stewart...

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Smooth criminal

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      1. Richie‏ @warevonwolf Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahaha

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      1. Carl Cottingham‏ @cottinghamcarl Jun 7
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        How many people did she kill? I thought Trump did it?

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      1. Mike‏ @tallboy66 Jun 7
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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM Jun 7
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        #WhatDoYouThink? @realDonaldTrump is sending a very clear message that no matter what crime you commit - Do Not cooperate with @RobertMuellerr and @realDonaldTrump will #ObstructJustice and #Pardon You & #WashingtonSewer #Cronies

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      1. Brontes hammer‏ @NIFTYNEC Jun 7
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        I want to be an elevator consultant. All my life I have wanted to be an elevator consultant.

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      2. MPry‏ @DFaninFla Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should he pardon @SenWarren for being a fake Indian?

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      3. American Patriot  🇺🇲 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇷 and 200 others‏ @sober__society Jun 7
        Replying to @DFaninFla @TheOnion @SenWarren

        Nah because she got a booty that quit, and Trump only likes people with booties that don't quit. Like Kim Kardashian, or his daughter.

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      1. Enigmatism‏ @jdt1964 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With her class and charm and Yankee-can-do attitude, yes. How's your Austrian peach cobbler?

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      1. claustritumus‏ @RoburPortcullis Jun 7
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        Oh he means Hillary.

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