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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 7

    Cavs Hoping To Avoid Game 4 https://trib.al/RMzgcpi pic.twitter.com/MAPXa3wI0A

    12:48 PM - 7 Jun 2018
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      1. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not good when you report an honest-to-god legit story.

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      1. Jacob‏ @jstrong546 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bruh @JeramiahD5

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      1. Ivan Dimov‏ @IvanDimov17 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RSully1326 😂😂

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      1. David Way‏ @dway7 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm hoping to avoid a game 5. My favorite time of the year is when the basketball season ends and the LeBron season starts.

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      1. Rubyo Bloodworth Sr.‏ @803f4768933c413 Jun 7
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        Everyone should just say they're too sick to play, I would think it's true.

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      1. vickie medina‏ @vickiemedina39 Jun 7
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        James is a cry baby and why is his elbowing not being called

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      1. Rhaegar.ctm‏ @___Rhaegar___ Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TvShaker

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      1. Orange Voltage‏ @xVolitaire Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @MichaelRyanRuiz

        @bigb0yszn fucking lmao

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      1.  🙌 Wu Gambino  🐝‏ @protektyaneck36 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They may as well throw in the towel and get a head start on their vacation.

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      1. jeanine foisy‏ @g_unit00 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Breaking: Warriors win 7 game series in 3. 💙🏀

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jun 7
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        This would've been a much different series had it been much different.

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      1. Maxwell‏ @Max_Plumb Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Mitch_Woods1 literally me

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      2. David Parks‏ @pgasaluki Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Add @KingJames scalp to those who fell flat on their faces soon after dissing @realDonaldTrumppic.twitter.com/Vt39hHfTwP

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      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jun 7
        Replying to @pgasaluki @TheOnion and

        Steve Kerr who doesn't like Trump either coaches the Warriors so.....

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeffrey Sailors‏ @Reflex3162 Jun 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @PMcnigga

        He needs to take that 23 off. That belongs to the greatest player in NBA history, Jordan.

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      1. indiana‏ @chontal Jun 8
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Fantasy Football Stoner‏ @FantasyFBStoner Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @AJDraftScout

        pic.twitter.com/YeOKN2Cahc

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      1. MountainbikingFTW‏ @MountainbikerWI Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the Onion was satire?

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