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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 7

    Giuliani Says Kim Jong-Un Begged Like A Has-Been-Politician-Turned-Hack-Attorney Trying To Get A Job At The White House https://trib.al/EjORCLY pic.twitter.com/va5qqWinV0

    11:11 AM - 7 Jun 2018
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    • Marena Seida Beth Hawkins Abhigna Kakara Heather 🐝 ThomasJay 🐝 KG O Abraham M. CREEPdan John SPOOKhon Maiya
    73 replies 1,229 retweets 5,817 likes
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      2. TITOIPR  🇵🇷‏ @titowebjunkie Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/621bm2nu0M

        1 reply 3 retweets 21 likes
      3. Coach J.L.‏ @Smokegray99 Jun 7
        Replying to @titowebjunkie @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump Scored with @RudyGiuliani....

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Cop These Kicks‏ @CopThese Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean, it's just too easy now. Like, the Onion seems more sensible than Fox News these days, also check the RT count on the Giuliani post...pic.twitter.com/Ql7ErZuobm

        0 replies 4 retweets 11 likes
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      2. NYISLES‏ @NYISLES22 Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @HamillHimself

        pic.twitter.com/8fXKBrf3rn

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      2. Max Kennerly‏Verified account @MaxKennerly Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @HamillHimself

        Max Kennerly Retweeted Above the Law

        Nice. And how about a refresher on Giuliani's pre-Trump clients? Just to start, there's a major opioid manufacturer accused of fraud, an emir who hid terrorists, a billionaire cocaine smuggler, an ally of Saddam Hussein on the terror watch list.https://twitter.com/atlblog/status/1004774987780239360 …

        Max Kennerly added,

        Above the LawVerified account @atlblog
        Oh, so Rudy Giuliani wants to disparage how a woman makes her money. OK. I'll play. Let's take a look at Giuliani's *client list.* You tell me who is really willing to degrade themselves to make a buck. (by @ElieNYC) https://abovethelaw.com/2018/06/lawyer-whore-rudy-giuliani-doesnt-respect-how-stormy-daniels-makes-her-money/ …
        1 reply 4 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Robert Schneider‏ @rnschneideriii Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Update: Giuliani has been seen trying to get a mid-level position in the Un regime. Dennis rodman has declined to comment on ongoing hiring procedures.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Derek‏ @DeejDrake Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @frankthetank899 Jesus dude the onion is no longer playing

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Frank‏ @frankthetank899 Jun 7
        Replying to @DeejDrake @TheOnion

        Hahahaha they tweet more real news than Fox tbh

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Freddie‏ @maxfresim Jun 7
        Replying to @frankthetank899 @DeejDrake @TheOnion

        Actually more than any of the MSM. Their satire contains a lot of truth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Derek‏ @DeejDrake Jun 7
        Replying to @maxfresim @frankthetank899 @TheOnion

        The best part is that the onion is owned by MSM (Univision).

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Frank‏ @frankthetank899 Jun 7
        Replying to @DeejDrake @maxfresim @TheOnion

        Jajaja

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      2. jay‏ @KelvinDorado Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is the equivalent to what conservatives take in as real news every day. Fox News is more parody than this

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Thaun  🎃‏ @Thaun84 Jun 7
        Replying to @KelvinDorado @TheOnion

        I agree Fox News is terrible but I wouldn't give MSNBC or CNN a pass on how ridiculous they are. MSM in general is complete and utter trash. People that use those sources as their primary means are wholly uninformed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Chad Greve‏ @GreveChad Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's daylight out, shouldn't this guy be back in his coffin?

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      2. Ana Isabel Mejia Andrade‏ @IToldYouSo13 Jun 7
        Replying to @IToldYouSo13 @TheOnion @nypost

        #LMFAO 😂😂😂 WE ALL know who is going to file for divorce next #MelaniaTrump #Memes #stormydaniels Got Milk?pic.twitter.com/XNkSAKuciy

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Ana Isabel Mejia Andrade‏ @IToldYouSo13 Jun 7
        Replying to @IToldYouSo13 @TheOnion @nypost

        #LMFAO May be she is being threatened to be deported from where she came from for not cooperating 😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Ana Isabel Mejia Andrade‏ @IToldYouSo13 Jun 7
        Replying to @IToldYouSo13 @TheOnion @nypost

        #LMFAO is not like she was a scientist or a genius to get that visa: via @washingtonpost Questions linger about how Melania Trump, a Slovenian model, scored ‘the #EinsteinVisahttps://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/questions-linger-about-how-melania-trump-a-slovenian-model-scored-the-einstein-visa/2018/02/28/d307ddb2-1b35-11e8-ae5a-16e60e4605f3_story.html?noredirect=on …

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