Uh....I love the Onion but I don't think this is funny.
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Gets them every time
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Are these LED? How many Lumens/watt?
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How about GE release a bulb that has longer pauses between on and off. With just enough time to catch an eerie face when on then disappear again.
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Does it give off that sickly green glow?
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Old news, they started that shit in 2012( had to go to the “special room” cause I pointed it out and set all the kooks off)
Iam a rock, IAM AN ISLAND
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White house needs these....
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I like it.
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a niche market but one that needs exploiting
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@generalelectric looks like a new Halloween opportunity to me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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the light at the end of the tunnel was a signal right? do i turn bipolar from here?
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Still better than lighting at some office buildings.
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