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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 7

    GE Releases New Flickering Light Bulb For Abandoned Sanatoriums https://trib.al/sX5CuoR pic.twitter.com/EfiMWUSBFl

    9:26 AM - 7 Jun 2018
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    15 replies 309 retweets 1,769 likes
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      2. Claire Primrose‏ @KeepMeSafePepsi Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh....I love the Onion but I don't think this is funny.

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      3. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jun 7
        Replying to @KeepMeSafePepsi @TheOnion

        Gets them every time

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      1. Brian Engler‏ @SeattleGari Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are these LED? How many Lumens/watt?

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      1. HamJenkinsIII™‏ @hamjenkinsIII Jun 7
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        @Zak_Bagans

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge Jun 7
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        How about GE release a bulb that has longer pauses between on and off. With just enough time to catch an eerie face when on then disappear again.

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      1. Darth Vikkyo‏ @Darth_Vikkyo Jun 7
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        Does it give off that sickly green glow?

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      1. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile Jun 7
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        Old news, they started that shit in 2012( had to go to the “special room” cause I pointed it out and set all the kooks off) 🎶Iam a rock, IAM AN ISLAND🎶

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      1. Proud_lib_get_over_it‏ @r_chadrick Jun 7
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        White house needs these....

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      1. Robert McKenzie‏ @TheRobert1288 Jun 8
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        I like it.

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      1. glas‏ @cleclerc11 Jun 7
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        a niche market but one that needs exploiting

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      1. Robert M. Berry‏ @JayhawkBob13 Jun 7
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        @generalelectric looks like a new Halloween opportunity to me!

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      1. SKVM Shipping‏ @SKVMShipping Jun 7
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        the light at the end of the tunnel was a signal right? do i turn bipolar from here?

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      1. Thaun  🎃‏ @Thaun84 Jun 7
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        Still better than lighting at some office buildings.

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