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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 6

    Colleges Send Out Reminder To Graduates That 2008 Degrees About To Expire https://trib.al/oVfmD6n pic.twitter.com/IRxJrQZDhh

    1:43 PM - 6 Jun 2018
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    25 replies 245 retweets 1,757 likes
      1. Emily Velasco‏ @MLE_Online Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't give them ideas

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      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Expire? Mine was never good to begin with!

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      1. Kavukamari‏ @Kavukamari Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS

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      2. Ross Hastie @ #MCMLDN‏ @ThatRossHastie Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Graduates moaning this is a crazy idea whilst tradesmen are looking at it like "Only every ten years?"

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Ross Hastie @ #MCMLDN‏ @ThatRossHastie Jun 6
        Replying to @ThatRossHastie @TheOnion

        My electrical qualification took three years of college and on the job training as an apprenticeship. Then a year as an "Improver" Then you get to be an Electrician just in time for you to sit an exam again for new amendments. Then you need a ECS card.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Ross Hastie @ #MCMLDN‏ @ThatRossHastie Jun 6
        Replying to @ThatRossHastie @TheOnion

        The ECS card gets you on to site, so you can work, but you'll need to pay for and sit a new exam every few years. Then they'll change the regulations, but only slightly, to make you pay for entirely new regulations, then pay again to sit an exam to prove you've read the changes.

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      5. Ross Hastie @ #MCMLDN‏ @ThatRossHastie Jun 6
        Replying to @ThatRossHastie @TheOnion

        If I want to keep being an Electrician I have to continue paying for my qualification every few years.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Indian Head Promotor‏ @WomCity Jun 6
        Replying to @ThatRossHastie @TheOnion

        So do carpenters, gasfitter, HVAC techs, doctors and many more. All these skilled professions require continuing education courses. A plus is that it keeps teachers in jobs too...and they need those credits too

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Ross Hastie @ #MCMLDN‏ @ThatRossHastie Jun 6
        Replying to @WomCity @TheOnion

        I know. This is the point of my thread. The very first tweet said tradesmen. I was pointing out that education never stops.

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      8. Indian Head Promotor‏ @WomCity Jun 6
        Replying to @ThatRossHastie @TheOnion

        I agree. We all get duped into thinking that after college you made gravy. But as we all know that is not the case. Even receptionist have to keep their admin skills sharp

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      1. Andrew Miller‏ @heyapm Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I paid for the extended warranty #gooddecision

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      2. Jon von Gillern‏ @vongillern Jun 6
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        if you get a fine arts degree, your degree expires the day you graduatepic.twitter.com/o9fhP4hCeP

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      1. Jason Biggs‏ @AwesumSawz Jun 6
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        Your subscription to “Bachelor of Arts Degree” is about to expire. Please update your payment information.

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      1. Geoff Cooke‏ @GeoffreyCooke Jun 6
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        Ted Cruz campaign somehow involved.

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      2. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Graduates will have to "Duke it out" and by the end they will be even more in debt. #MAGA #KAG

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. MAXIMUM SPOOP‏ @1aprildaniels Jun 6
        Replying to @AlexPreiss4 @TheOnion

        It's cute how you think you're funny like a big boy.

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Neimand ©️‏ @DerFineHerrNman Jun 6
        Replying to @1aprildaniels @AlexPreiss4 @TheOnion

        Comments like this won’t help your brand... so much hate smh.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 6
        Replying to @DerFineHerrNman @1aprildaniels @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/z6uH85QhlD

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      6. End of conversation

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