Mom spends entire vacation staring out at the ocean wondering if she really is fine
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wow just @ me next time
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I want to know; why are we rushing everywhere? Do we have holiday appointments?
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When asked why the rush, Dad responded, "Because I spent my hard-earned money on this trip and my family is going to do everything and like it, whether they like it or not."
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The Onion is basically the biography of my life.
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Dad Insists That Meticulously Planned Vacation Trumps The Weather Of Reality
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More like the kids are always 8 steps behind.
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Whatever does this mean? I don’t get it
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HA! My dad never walked next to us growing up, he was always 30 feet in front of us. So annoying.
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Mine was like 3 miles
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this is the realest shit I read today
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...and we wouldn’t be pressed for time if we’d left *on time* for once
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How is this satire lol
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@Jackie_kananian@jkan522 this is usThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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