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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 6

    Man Insists Facebook Friend Actually Reads ‘Why Palestinians Are Sub-Human’ Article Before Commenting On It https://trib.al/p6RmOFo pic.twitter.com/esJ1l5DTpW

    11:08 AM - 6 Jun 2018
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    • אנדרה לה מוסיה Joanne Rebecca SAVE NET NEUTRALITY Tommy DeMarco maura rue Jill Myers NeutronLizard Nick Spanolios
    18 replies 258 retweets 1,227 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Extra Monster Zone™‏ @ConorKirleyco Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How DARE you not read Jordan Peterson's entire book before daring to take his words at face value

        2 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. The Dude‏ @thedude213 Jun 7
        Replying to @ConorKirleyco @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/JuEkUDuioc

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. #FreePalestine‏ @unimpressed247 Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have always been pro-union, but after witnessing the changes at The Onion since you unionized, I am PRO-FUCKING-UNION. You guys rock.

        0 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Jason Parker 🇮🇱‏ @Jason_Parker12 Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey @TheOnion it isn't really satire if you are blatantly biased. You are basically Buzzfeed or NowThis or AJ+. Sometimes funny, but still pathetic.

        4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. trujillo‏ @_mestizo_ Jun 6
        Replying to @Jason_Parker12 @TheOnion

        i bet when they do an article about jesus you comment “do one about muhammad”

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Jason Parker 🇮🇱‏ @Jason_Parker12 Jun 6
        Replying to @_mestizo_ @TheOnion

        hey I wouldn’t mind one... too bad the Muslim world is too violently crazy (evidently) to allow that. can you dispute that?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. achooo‏ @urkagurka Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        achooo Retweeted Nick Wiger

        https://twitter.com/nickwiger/status/963455461121916928?s=21 …

        achooo added,

        Nick Wiger @nickwiger
        “Horses are just really big dogs” “You fucking idiot” “Wow, interesting how you choose to attack me instead of engaging my argument in the marketplace of ideas”
        0 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
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      2. PA. Vignettes‏ @PAVH48 Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus was Palestinian!.. get lt?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. mohammad shatat‏ @Moshatat1 Jun 6
        Replying to @PAVH48 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/HFHnNWLb2J

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. twittest‏ @twittestur Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TheOnion pretends Palestinians aren't the ones routinely calling their opponents sub-human by deflecting onto how supposedly uniformed masses on Facebook are. 🤪Uninformed Onion staff chuckle knowingly to each other.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Nieel Aditya Shinde‏ @NieelAditya Jun 6
        Replying to @twittestur @TheOnion

        Well looking at how IDF kills innocent children and civilians, I believe Palestine would be right to call them sub human.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. twittest‏ @twittestur Jun 6
        Replying to @NieelAditya @TheOnion

        Daily Stormer concurs 100% and are not too concerned about Hamas using their schools as arms dumps either.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Inquisitive Cyborg‏ @CyborgDynamic Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion is not messing around!

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      1. Matthias Marburg‏Verified account @BILD_Marburg Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yawn.

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      1. Spooky Tassneam‏ @TassneamOsman Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NO FUCKING CHILL

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is a fine line you tread @TheOnion . . . . . As a wise old man once said. . . . . . . White Man speak with forked tongue.

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jun 6
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        I have a fake Facebook page to fool myself into believing I exist

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