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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 6

    Scott Pruitt Claims Misappropriated EPA Funds Would Have Only Been Wasted On Dumb Shit Like Clean Water https://trib.al/k1oF5yC pic.twitter.com/Htm8NiMqfC

    9:04 AM - 6 Jun 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 6

        .@EPAScottPruitt: "Everyone knows that the EPA would’ve just squandered these funds on stupid-ass stuff like providing potable water to a bunch of fucking kids or whatever if I hadn’t used it first.” https://trib.al/k1oF5yC pic.twitter.com/uYSw4IbIbh

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      1. Paul Helsel‏ @PaulHelsel1418 Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you posted satirical articles?

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      1. Alipasha Sadri‏ @alipasha_s Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we encounter such absurdities every day that it took halfway through the piece for me to consider "is this satire? Was it "Politico"? it looks like an Onion piece... #crazytimes

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      1. Eric‏ @EBSinger Jun 6
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        #NotTheOnion

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      1. CobraineyMedia‏ @CobraineyMedia Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys should just pack up & go to the beach for the summer ~ you can’t satirize crazy! 🤪

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      1. Rachel Dresdner‏ @bibliophile76 Jun 6
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        Sliding from satire to truth😉

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      1. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Flint doesn't have clean water, yet. #FlintWaterCrisis

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      1. M J Berzinsky‏ @BerzinskyM Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂🤣🤣😨😵

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      1. Ho Ho‏ @hohoismyname Jun 6
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        THIS COULD BE A REAL QUOTE I AM DEAD

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      1. Lesro89‏ @LesroJones Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @JJohnson2u

        and used mattresses...

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      1. Chazbo‏ @camelcitychef Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The mattress king 👑pic.twitter.com/lyT9ciuW2H

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      1. Mark Spiro‏ @wiredawgman Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stay in your lane! Only fake news please! 😂😂😂 Hilarious though.

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      1. Laura Phillips Chandler‏ @LauraPhillipsC5 Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This can’t be true! If it is,may he have to drink black water & move his new mattress up to Michigan & face the evil of his ways!

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      1. DPTBW  ☘️‏ @DPTBW Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @robinta89909237

        Oops; I think Pruitt might have actually said that. 🙃 Looks like Trump has misappropriated satire.

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      1.  🇺🇸  🏳️‍🌈 Drew Kaiser  🏳️‍🌈  🇺🇸‏ @quantum_mystic Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #TooReal

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      1. OGgoodeye Ree‏ @OgAretha Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump and his band of unmerry numnuts. Dont know what they are doing. They are Just super dirty business men.

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      1. texas tee‏ @ToniinTexas Jun 6
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        @mirandayaver

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      1. Alan P. Balutis‏ @AlanBalutis Jun 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @BennyRoadside

        When they could be turned into (as the GAO and OIG say) "funds put to better use". Like enhanced security, a new -- never used -- mattress, and the really big bottles of RC lotion so one doesn't have to ask housekeeping for more little bottles.

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      1. Good.WRITE.Arm‏ @GoodWRITEArm Jun 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe we can take Scott Pruitt, roll him up in a dirty used mattress, and plunge him into the East River--and that'll be the dirtiest, nastiest thing the East River has ever seen. And since he's head of the EPA, it wouldn't even be considered illegal dumping!

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