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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 6

    Dunkin’ Donuts Signs 10-Year Partnership To Be Exclusive Food Vendor Of United States https://trib.al/SkHSCiu pic.twitter.com/oATizgY6TY

    8:33 AM - 6 Jun 2018
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    • Jonofspook 🎃 Frank Jansen OldCrow🔹🌽 Alison Zach Van Nes 🅱️ert 🈲🉐 Pierre-Simon Laplace Karl Fus Ina Vasile
    40 replies 253 retweets 1,927 likes
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      2. Dunkin'‏Verified account @dunkindonuts Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Welp, America TRULY Runs on Dunkin’

        6 replies 11 retweets 225 likes
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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jun 6
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        pic.twitter.com/vySi7BBbvS

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      2. Dave Langille‏ @cdnusboy Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, we Canadians South of the 49th will continue to smuggle our Timmies through the pipeline.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Donna Sprowles‏ @donna_sprowles Jun 6
        Replying to @cdnusboy @TheOnion

        I love my Timmies, too! Don't mess with my Timmy Hoe's (as we say south of the Canadian border).

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Thomas Wrobel‏ @tomwrobel888 Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        America runs on Dunkin'! As a result, it can't run very fast.

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      1. Sarah‏ @SarcasmoToYou Jun 6
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        @tweetlyn610 finally

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      1. Zach Altneu‏ @zaltneu6 Jun 6
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        @audjyoo

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      1. Gene The ghost 👻 Emoji‏ @GeneMeh Jun 6
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        [insert “I thought you guys did satire” joke here]

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      1. Paula McEneaney‏ @paula_mceneaney Jun 6
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        yes please!

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      1. Cinebug‏ @replicaheart Jun 6
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        @jockowillink

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      1. LaKatrinaDelCastillo‏ @lakatrinadelcas Jun 7
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        "Al fin que las ibas estaban verdes" dijo.... So I have to prepare my own "quesitos"... snif, snif, .... The coffee I don't care...

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      1. M.S. Bellows, Jr.‏ @msbellows Jun 6
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        Ping David Foster Wallace.

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      1. Hitesh Patel‏ @hp710723 Jun 6
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        my kids have never had dunkin, mcdonalds, kfc, etc etc. I wonder if they will thank me when they are older

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      1. David Floren‏ @TheDavidFloren Jun 6
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        Secretary Pruitt presiding

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      1. Baker's Edge‏ @Bakers_Edge Jun 6
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        hahahahahhaaha

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      1. Pat G.‏ @PatGeor63390351 Jun 6
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        Big Pharma will love this! Just eat it!

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