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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 6

    Indiana Becomes Fourth State To Ban Great Sex https://trib.al/Jlk1pDY pic.twitter.com/SlUD0ZfAHO

    7:31 AM - 6 Jun 2018
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    • 🌿EARTHMOVER🌿 film club Gulf Gutter *Return*The*Stolen*Children*Jaded1 some_guy liam Ian Alexander Newbold Dan Reed ㅤ
    26 replies 265 retweets 1,735 likes
      1. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That flag isn't the only pole at half mast.

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      2. FavCurmudgeon‏ @riga_joe Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Again, is this satire or news?

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      3. Jayce‏ @jaceusername911 Jun 6
        Replying to @riga_joe @TheOnion

        Oh it's real, Indiana is notoriously anti-pleasure. Here in Indiana they prefer us to knit while listening to AM radio instead of getting down and dirty.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. FavCurmudgeon‏ @riga_joe Jun 6
        Replying to @jaceusername911 @TheOnion

        I can do without the down and dirty if I have to but AM radio is going just too far!

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      1. A Dissident is Here‏ @Pulpiteer Jun 6
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        The law was a formality since no one in Indiana has great sex anyway.

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      1. todd mckinley‏ @indianatod Jun 6
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        My wife banned that years ago.

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      1. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jun 6
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        Indiana, where your wildest erotic fantasies come to die.

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      1. Jillips‏ @Jillips_Ent Jun 6
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        I've lived here my entire life. That's been banned since before I was born.

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      1. HalloWine Fan  🍷 🎃‏ @ebugoblog Jun 6
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        With Mike Pence @VP as its former governor, I’m amazed it didn’t happen years ago.

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      1. Dylan Streeval‏ @StreevalDylan Jun 6
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        7 minutes or less? What am I gonna do with the other 6 minutes and 30 seconds?

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      1. Dave "Impeach Trump" L.‏ @dlefevre23 Jun 6
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        We've never had that in Indiana.

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      1. mariball  🌊‏ @piceandreams Jun 6
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        As someone who lives (unfortunately) in Indiana this is very true.

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      1. Carly 👻vs the horror of US empire‏ @tumorhead Jun 6
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        i live in Indiana & do a lot of crimes

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      1.  🎃HAUNTER____Lv68 🎃‏ @HAUNTER____Lv68 Jun 6
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      2. VoteNovember6‏ @Dawnrck Jun 6
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        Thanks Mike Pence.

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      2. Jude  ❌‏ @Jtcoms16 Jun 6
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        This is shocking I never heard of this as I'm an Indiana and i like orgies

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      1. hankster‏ @hankchang Jun 6
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        “Not ribbed for your displeasure”

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