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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 5

    Bewildered White House Press Watches Dueling Huckabee Sanderses Each Claim She The Only One Telling Truth https://trib.al/PO2pXwo pic.twitter.com/QTIFndoO9e

    3:31 PM - 5 Jun 2018
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      2. Annika Browne‏ @abrowne54 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        The trick is to ask one what the other would say is the truth, and then believe the opposite of that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Adam Fowler‏ @adamfowler23 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        pic.twitter.com/gefk5WTpRN

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      1. Johan Lundgren‏ @MetalmcBiff Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Twist: Neither can tell the truth, but the nature of the lie is always different.

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Ghost Dog Dad Bod‏ @dogdadbod Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Oh the trick is to ask what the other one would say the correct door is

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Pseudonym Foster‏ @angry_bucket Jun 5
        Replying to @dogdadbod @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        You may ask one question, one always lies and the other... also always lies

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Cemetery in York: 'ARRRGH Voice Actor GNNNNNGH'  🎃‏ @Cromerty Jun 5
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        Cemetery in York: 'ARRRGH Voice Actor GNNNNNGH'  🎃 Retweeted Cemetery in York: 'ARRRGH Voice Actor GNNNNNGH'  🎃

        When life is The Onionhttps://twitter.com/Cromerty/status/1003920625021448192?s=19 …

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        Cemetery in York: 'ARRRGH Voice Actor GNNNNNGH'  🎃 @Cromerty
        Still applauding this French magazine who are steadfastly continuing to use the only picture of Meghan they have the rights to (except it's her Madame Tussauds statue) pic.twitter.com/9mwNT3CM03
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      1. jasmine‏ @jasminemichigan Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Doesn’t matter they’re both 🤥 LIARS

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      1. Braddy B‏ @braddy_b Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Huckabees Sandered.

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      1. Billy Barroo‏ @wbarthe89 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Smokey eye Sara or handsmaid Sara? Such a choice. I pick neither they both lie like a rug.

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      1. Pete LaPlace‏ @hothotcocoa05 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        "If you must shoot, shoot us both -- it's the only way to ensure the safety of the Enterprise!"

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      1. Leticia Espinoza‏ @lety02 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @timothycsimons @SarahHuckabee

        I think I miss Smokey Eyed Sanders.

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      1. MC‏ @StrainedMRC Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @LilLowey @SarahHuckabee

        SWIPE LEFT! SWIPE LEFT!

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      1. Boby Carignan‏ @BobyCarignan Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        An infinity of @PressSec speaking indefinitely would not tell a truth once

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      1. Christopher Stanley‏ @EveningStanners Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Did someone say dueling?pic.twitter.com/X1yCzEhXEf

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      1. Jonathan Foreigner‏ @newdowner Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        One of them needs a goatee.

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      1. Justin Phillips‏ @jpeterphillips Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

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      2. mat.thew‏ @ColossalTree Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

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