My favorite memory is of my wife sitting on the breakfast table, not at the table, on the table, eating from a box of Captain Crunch. Her hair looked like a fern exploded and she was wearing a way-too-big Hello Kitty tshirt. Most gorgeous thing ever.
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The Q&A portion has been replaced with a competition to see who can make the most complicated Starbucks order
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The scoring will also be weighted to award more points based on Personality, GPA and how much time they've spent in Europe.
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While we’re at it, let’s replace the Evening Wear competition with the Best Han Solo Fall Attire competition.pic.twitter.com/Cyu7l6mHSn
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chillin with no makeup on / that's when you're the prettiest / girl I hope you don't take it wrong -
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They should add a Cartoon Cosplay category next
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So you're saying I have a chance?!
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EVERY GIRL HAS A CHANCE NOW, AND THAT'S WHY THIS HAS JUST LESSENED THE VALUE. I know I don't belong as Miss America. Those ladies work so hard to get there and now it's a joke? Why because some dykes are upset about girls wearing bathing suits?
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Emphasizing talent and intelligence is a joke?
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My wifes been in this competition for years
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If it's more about the mind than the body now, why can't men also compete?
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When high heels and bathing suits are outlawed only outlaws will wear high heels and bathing suits.pic.twitter.com/tFL5Ue5cvo
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Is it weird that I find that somehow sexier?
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I finally found the perfect pageant for me!!!
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