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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 5

    Bill Clinton Still Waiting For Personal Apology From Monica Lewinsky For Using Power As Intern To Exploit Him Sexually https://trib.al/WC9OLcu pic.twitter.com/QaLoSQjagO

    8:59 AM - 5 Jun 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. Star Stuff‏ @Statistar30 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion has just gotten too good lately. Please don't change your staff.

        1 reply 3 retweets 39 likes
      3. Richard‏ @Shadumura Jun 5
        Replying to @Statistar30 @TheOnion

        If you hadn't heard, a while back, the Onion staff unionized. That's why the onion got so much better.

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      4. Noratorious‏ @Noratoriou5 Jun 5
        Replying to @Shadumura @Statistar30 @TheOnion

        And also why they're not likely to change staff any time soon. 😍

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Richard‏ @Shadumura Jun 5
        Replying to @Noratoriou5 @Statistar30 @TheOnion

        Kinda amazing, how things work out when people group up and support each other :p

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Lee in Iowa‏ @Lee_in_Iowa Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @BkayRose

        Actually, if you do some more research, you'll find this is truth vs satire. Lewinsky's own mother found out she was having an affair w/ the press secretary and said, Forget him, "go after the President." There are predatory women, & she was one.

        5 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. BunnyMgGee‏ @BkayRose Jun 5
        Replying to @Lee_in_Iowa @TheOnion

        She was in her 20's and an intern. He was a late 40's/50 something POTUS. Implying that they we're "equals" with even distribution of power is shortsighted.

        3 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
      4. Lee in Iowa‏ @Lee_in_Iowa Jun 5
        Replying to @BkayRose @TheOnion

        You don't think older men are susceptible to flattery and sexuality being beamed at them by a much-younger woman? I kinda do. Certainly I wish he'd quashed the impulse, but, well, stuff happened.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. BunnyMgGee‏ @BkayRose Jun 5
        Replying to @Lee_in_Iowa @TheOnion

        Of course, and I don't disagree. We're all susceptible to temptation. With that said, with great power comes great responsibility. If POTUS is that weak, he shouldn't have been POTUS. And yes, am fully aware of the flood gates this statement opens. Face value.

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If she had been wearing a burka, none of this would have happened.

        1 reply 2 retweets 30 likes
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      2. Matt Read‏ @Matt_Read_NZ Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @BethLynch2020

        When the Onion is more on point than #TheResistance.

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
      3. End of conversation
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      2. Stab-phen Harvey‏ @Harvey_S Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That strange moment when parody is what Hillary voters actually believe

        1 reply 1 retweet 28 likes
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      1. #EatTheRich  🎃 🌹 🌻‏ @WhiskersCrowley Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeremyscahill

        #EatTheRich  🎃 🌹 🌻 Retweeted The Onion

        Damn @TheOnion! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1004029851119095813 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Bill Clinton Still Waiting For Personal Apology From Monica Lewinsky For Using Power As Intern To Exploit Him Sexually https://trib.al/WC9OLcu  pic.twitter.com/QaLoSQjagO
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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He blames her for giving the goods to Military industrial complex to make him bomb Eastern Europe to save his job instead of giving the opportunity to give away social security fund to his Wall Street friends while left was sleeping falsely believing their friend was in the WH

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      2. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey Jun 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @janice_e

        Clinton asked for a BJ and Monica first said she wouldn't stoop so low. So he said he'd stand on a chair.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. 𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝕰𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖓  🎃 👹 🎃‏ @janice_e Jun 6
        Replying to @DonKeehotey @TheOnion

        I think we can leave those jokes out of it. I feel bad in retrospect about things I said abt Monica. Glad I wasn't on social media. Why not joke about the objectively awful Linda Tripp?Linda Tripp says Monica was "lacking a moral compass." Oh, wait, that's an actual 2017 quote.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey Jun 6
        Replying to @janice_e @TheOnion

        I've joked about everything, including Linda Tripp and Lucianne Goldberg who are both truly vile people. What Clinton did was terrible but the media are suddenly spending time demanding his meal culpas for the past rather than covering the immigrant kids or Puerto Rican deaths.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. 𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝕰𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖓  🎃 👹 🎃‏ @janice_e Jun 6
        Replying to @DonKeehotey @TheOnion

        Exactly. And feminists did not cover ourselves in glory at the time, which many have acknowledged. I just wish we could leave Monica out of it. She got the worst of it, but she's doing really well now, and I appreciate her work against bullying.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey Jun 6
        Replying to @janice_e @TheOnion

        I'm finishing a novella about bullying and other kids' issues that a CNN Hero and several foundations have offered to promote around the country, so understand her perspective.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. 𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝕰𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖓  🎃 👹 🎃‏ @janice_e Jun 6
        Replying to @DonKeehotey @TheOnion

        That's great! We've come a long way from "Just ignore them and they'll stop," which didn't work even before social media. I was terribly bullied at school, but at least when I got home each day it was over. I can't imagine what it's like to have it follow you everywhere. /cont.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. 𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝕰𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖓  🎃 👹 🎃‏ @janice_e Jun 6
        Replying to @janice_e @DonKeehotey @TheOnion

        Let me know when it's done, or if you need an editor.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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