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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 5

    Mother Still Searching For Preschool That Focuses Exclusively On Her Son https://trib.al/UlrpkEM pic.twitter.com/nlBHCW4s9M

    6:39 AM - 5 Jun 2018
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    28 replies 391 retweets 3,216 likes
      1. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You don't understand, my child is reading at a 4th grade level.

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      1. Miriya Silkburn‏ @TracingLimelite Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thanks for focusing on my wife, the center of the universe.

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      2. نازیہ‏ @Nazzeeyuh Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just homeschool him, psycho.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. †Xezian†‏ @grim_frank Jun 5
        Replying to @Nazzeeyuh @TheOnion

        buh i herd homeschoolin wood ice-lotate yo chil, i don wan my chil to be ice-lo-tated

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. نازیہ‏ @Nazzeeyuh Jun 6
        Replying to @grim_frank @TheOnion

        Its going to isolate the poor kid anyway. Kids are gna hate him at school cuz of the psycho mother. Since the kid's extremely bright, he should take himself to court and break this sacred but suffocating bond.

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      1. Homonovae‏ @Homonovae Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even though her son turns 15 next month

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      1. Halloween Name Pending‏ @steaks Jun 5
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        Is this the type that hires a male nanny because she doesnt trust her husband?

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      1.  ⚔DeweyEye ⚔‏ @realdeweyeye000 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @Steigerworld

        Had some lady with her big-ass 6/ almost 7 year old kid with her telling me how he was the smartest of his Kindergarten class Lol.

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      1. Bug Pizza‏ @Ehrmagerd_77 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Preschool is just daycare. Well, almost all grade levels are, but especially preschool.

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      1. kenneth kershaw‏ @dockilldare Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @BenHowe

        she needs to look no further than her front door if she wants her son to be the center of the teachers attention.

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      1. Thomas Caldera‏ @thomas_caldera Jun 5
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        I know it's just a stock image model but daaaayummmmmmm

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      1. We NEED to talk‏ @NOiardo Jun 5
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        Don't they all...

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      2. How Long Is Now?‏ @howlongisnow73 Jun 5
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        pic.twitter.com/1f01itMpld

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      1. Tricia‏ @TrishhLucy Jun 5
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        @alissaaadenise

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      1. Kate‏ @Authentic_Kate Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yup, that’s about the sum of it

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      1. LORD SCREWTAPE‏ @screwtape1a12 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @shoegal90

        Hey, that kid has HER for a mom, he needs all the help he can get...

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      1. JReimer‏ @CelticFC42Dad Jun 5
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        Cuckoo!

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