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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 4

    Bill Clinton Admits That Knowing What He Knows Now He Would Have Still Preyed On Women https://trib.al/Ceq6m3U pic.twitter.com/ijxna6yNQ8

    4:30 PM - 4 Jun 2018
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    50 replies 969 retweets 3,796 likes
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      2. Julie Falcon‏ @Julie__Falcon Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes, I laughed. Yes, I still love him.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ricky‏ @DrBatra6 Jun 4
        Replying to @Julie__Falcon @TheOnion

        I still love him too

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Key Wins Reflector‏ @corpuscollossus Jun 4
        Replying to @DrBatra6 @Julie__Falcon @TheOnion

        Congrats on loving a politician who is probably a rapist guys

        1 reply 0 retweets 31 likes
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      6. Julie Falcon‏ @Julie__Falcon Jun 5
        Replying to @DrBatra6 @corpuscollossus @TheOnion

        I, personally, am not a hypocrite. All throughout this #metoo moment I have consistently said it’s neither a right or left issue, and that many many men (including men we love) have behaved badly in the past. I don’t advocate throwing them all away for their past misbehaviors.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Key Wins Reflector‏ @corpuscollossus Jun 5
        Replying to @Julie__Falcon @DrBatra6 @TheOnion

        What Al Franken did, arguably forgivable. Louis CK? Also forgivable. What Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton did deserves decades in prison and a legacy of shame.

        3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      8. Julie Falcon‏ @Julie__Falcon Jun 5
        Replying to @corpuscollossus @DrBatra6 @TheOnion

        You can’t conflate all those things without condemning many men. generations of them were taught that coercing women into sex proved their virility. They were called playboys or ladies men, and today they‘re our dads, granddads, neighbors, and friends. It’s ok to love them.

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      9.  🔪 Moth Hiss Gristle  🎃‏ @spookperson Jun 6
        Replying to @Julie__Falcon @corpuscollossus and

        you realize that the majority of sexual assaults are from people close to their victims so yeah, dads, uncles, grandpas literally why would you give them a pass

        1 reply 1 retweet 61 likes
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      1. Kaiserin 🌹Kai @ Anime Fest NYC‏ @KaiserinKai Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it sad that the Onion has become more accurate than "real" news...

        0 replies 3 retweets 36 likes
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      1. Harry Pray IV‏ @harryprayiv Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @BethLynch2020

        Shout it from the hilltops PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!! PULITZER!!

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      2. .‏ @dezgavoo Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder what happened to the other article you posted on twitter and had on your website. you know the one you deleted? you know the one in this screenshot? did chelsea clinton call in?pic.twitter.com/ipkKrckoOA

        3 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      2. avowed ice cream socialist‏ @bigkittenqueen Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @Boringstein

        The Onion keeps getting better

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3.  🕴️ Gregor Anghel‏ @Gremlinbroom Jun 5
        Replying to @bigkittenqueen @TheOnion @Boringstein

        They Unionized and now they can't be fired.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. William Dean‏ @PhxWilliamD Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh please enough of 20 year old history! I watched Monica and she was the instigator of that relationship. She is the one giving blow jobs while at work in the White House. That sure takes some guts to do that. So please she was a young adult not a child. Stop it already.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Killoween Walsh  🎃‏ @Kwalshyall Jun 5
        Replying to @PhxWilliamD @TheOnion

        Would you say, William, that she was asking for it?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. William Dean‏ @PhxWilliamD Jun 5
        Replying to @Kwalshyall @TheOnion

        Absolutely! Not only asked for it but flirted her way around the WH until she bagged him. Granted an easy catch buy she was the aggressor. Like women at 23 are not horny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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