When The Onion nails it, The Onion really nails it.
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Could be time for a Constitutional amendment like this.https://twitter.com/AlejoEC/status/1003380578677239815 …
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No doubt he’ll get them.
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Killin' it.
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I heard that MS-13 is looking for you Joe!
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Ewww, gross.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Careful,
@TheOnion! One key quality that distinguishes satire from defamation is implausibility.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This isn't that funny
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Was the blood splatter on his hands because then this is true.
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Joe Arpaio looks like he went quail hunting with Dick Cheney. Good times.
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assiduous endeavoursto meet, and
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And he would get them too.
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spattered* (sorry)
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