As King of the Wooded Faerie Realm I can confirm that she in fact, has not been here.
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She took a lovely jaunt into the dimension of disgruntled gamers and said she was headed over there. Did you look behind the tree of distraction?
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I've searched the kingdom after reading this, wondering if she had strayed in and if some impostor had taken my place. I have found no evidence of either.
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The realm of gamers fully supports your investigation and will send videos of her attempts to play Dark Souls as evidence of her entrance to your realm.
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Thank you for your help these videos will be valuable evidence in the upcoming investigation.
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This is the most plausible story I've read about what happened to her. Damn you Onion, for being so real.
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"...With the 1500 Kids the Government Lost in Tow."
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@TheOnion is the Media MVP of 2018 tbh...
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Who knew a wardrobe in the West Wing went to Narnia.
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Beautiful pic,feminist heads must be bursting.
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The hollow tree is a metaphor for the cranuim of Trump.
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Oh the Trump Boys are gunna be upset she left them out of this adventure!
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She obviously hasn’t revealed that she be wed to the Lord of the spider warlocks.
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Maybe the Faerie King rescued her soul after Trump killed her. Trump subsequently announced that he could not be indicted even should he kill someone and that if a president does it it is not against the law.
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Life is short. There is no reason for her to degrade herself further. We must let her go.
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