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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 4

    ICE Agent Trying To Think Of Fun Name For Jail Cell Before Locking Up Immigrant Child https://trib.al/EgOEymP pic.twitter.com/omDlijkMh7

    12:31 PM - 4 Jun 2018
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    26 replies 350 retweets 1,537 likes
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      2. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Auschwitz is bit too hard to pronounce

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Jun 4
        Replying to @AndrewWeeraratn @TheOnion

        Since everything Trump had begun has failed let's call it "The Trump Detention Center." That's the best way to close it down soon.

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Jimmy‏ @Vote_Nov_6 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Play pen-itentiary

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. Sebastian Codermatz‏ @sbcodermatz Jun 4
        Replying to @Vote_Nov_6 @TheOnion

        Good job

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Slim‏ @slimb0 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank god for the onion

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Laney‏ @breakdownlane Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When is The Onion going to pick on The Onion for being too damn real? “News parody site just trying to get by day to day after realizing it has been predicting our horrible, dark future the whole time”

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      1. Stoned Deer‏ @aStonedDeer Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's funny when it's trueeee

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      2. (I) ᏆhᎬ ᎳᎪᏆᏟhᎬᏒ‏ @Franklin_So_Cal Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        duuuuudespic.twitter.com/arWaIeiGwG

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Pineapple Pizza is Patriotism‏ @all_fax Jun 4
        Replying to @WhiteAqibTalib @TheOnion

        And you guys can have all the unwanted children you try to make women have.

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      1. Vote November, 6th‏ @laurenpricemil2 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think being imprisoned inside a Walmart would be worse- there’s no windows ☹️

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BE BEST.

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      2. John Charpentier‏ @JCharp0912 Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @johnhawkinson

        Fake made up agent. Fake story . Fake news @ryanpadams55

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ryan adams‏ @ryanpadams55 Jun 5
        Replying to @JCharp0912 @TheOnion @johnhawkinson

        Wow, clear as day.The story is conjecture. It doesn't even list who wrote the story or who heard the quotes they reference. Im sure people who are easily led see this and many article like this and believe its real and think to them self's "I must vote Democrat!"

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Kaleb Barber‏ @norse_boi Jun 5
        Replying to @ryanpadams55 @JCharp0912 and

        Guys, it's satire

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Corey Dahlquist‏ @CoreyDahlquist Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please win an award for this, please win an award for this, please win an award for this, etc., etc. 😂😂😂😂

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      1. jules‏ @xpresssalad Jun 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here’s one that should NEVER have a child

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