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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 4

    Supreme Court Rules Gay Rights Do Not Extend To Dessert https://trib.al/7JJonQb pic.twitter.com/Gwhs6qljtG

    10:58 AM - 4 Jun 2018
    • 730 Retweets
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    • KyleCharles maddie 🧙🏻‍♂️ Chad Hale Celeste ❌ BLAIN❌ Libby Chad Ordway John Adamkiewicz Julianna
    52 replies 730 retweets 2,633 likes
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      2. Sherry‏ @SherryMcjmama84 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good. The business has the right to refuse service to anyone. the Bible is quite clear about marriage.

        7 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Woody Dickerson‏ @Alf_NutButter Jun 4
        Replying to @SherryMcjmama84 @TheOnion

        The United States of American is not bound by what the bible says.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. AN Jr. Birdman‏ @WakingNaves Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        SCOTUS says: "Let them eat non-gay cake!"

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Hewitt Newton‏ @HewittNewton Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @aravosis

        Well .....that takes the cake!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Pat‏ @H52Patrick Jun 4
        Replying to @HewittNewton @TheOnion @aravosis

        pic.twitter.com/hqTgOaDGyM

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tatia Parker‏ @parker3466 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do unto others as you will have done unto you.http://Gofundme.com/tatiaparker 

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      1. Mark Mueller PhD  🏳️‍🌈‏ @MarkMPHD Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny? Can’t tell...

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      2. Sexton Hardcastle III‏ @TheSleazyLawyer Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Again, The Onion is becoming a shockingly real news outlet because this statement could be true by dinner time.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes‏ @truthsearch1957 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes Retweeted Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes

        We had a great case that minimally should have been overturned and sent back to the Maryland Court of Appeals.https://twitter.com/truthsearch1957/status/1003759239599480833 …

        Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes added,

        Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes @truthsearch1957
        Replying to @NH_TRUMPER @DeeTwoCents
        We had a great case that minimally should have been overturned and sent back to the Maryland Court of Appeals. The well-known Maryland Attorneys guilty of serious #NMS15a money crimes also had a Class Action Filed which ended up being incredibly CORRUPT. Total Cover-up 4 $CRIMES
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      1. Stången‏ @PhDSchroder Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Clarence Thomas looks disappointed that he won’t be eating cock soufflé after dinner

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      1. Jesus Son of Mary‏ @IsaIbnMaryam3 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @therealEmmaHale

        I love the onion

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      1. Jeremy Millsap‏ @jeru0455 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You might say that Colorado needs to be dessertegated.

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      1. Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes‏ @truthsearch1957 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes Retweeted Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes

        My experience with the Supreme Court and corruption or at least obstruction of justice in my 2016 case.https://twitter.com/truthsearch1957/status/1003757993048117248 …

        Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes added,

        Miranda C. Bell Reporting NMS15a Felony Crimes @truthsearch1957
        Replying to @NH_TRUMPER @DeeTwoCents
        My experience with the Supreme Court and corruption or at least obstruction of justice in my 2016 case. I filed a Petition for Rehearing @SCOTUS scheduled for Sept. Decision by a 3 Judge Panel According to the RULES Instead Corrupt CLERK DISMISSED JULY https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B09yHhSt2jCHU1pvazhpVGQ4Wm8/view?usp=sharing …
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      1. Stephen Pallotta‏ @stephenpallotta Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Literally only one person is looking at the camera...

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      1. 4DChessPlayer‏ @4DChessPlayer1 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What about ice cream 🍨? Like a narrow interpretation of a desert! @4DChessPlayer1

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      1. Giant Gourami‏ @fishushy Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoever wrote that last line is amazing.

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      1. Paine Don't Hurt‏ @PaineInTheNeck Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @EWErickson

        Remember: a satire site should not be used for legal advice or commentary.

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