Reading is fucking fundamental.
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@TheOnion often makes more sense than the 'real' news. - 1 more reply
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The Onion is seldom wrong, spot on this time
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I love you
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Does smutty fan fiction count?
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I will wait for the movie thanks. I’m sorry, the fucking movie.
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It’s true, son! Get off the
@FortniteGame and get into books! Or I’ll make you re-read “My Side of the Mountain” again... -
Oh man, I loved that book when I was a kid!
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Why is this message a video?
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Because people aren't going to read it
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Alternate reality! The Onion is making documentaries now.
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Need a "Read A Fucking Book Already" poster for the library.
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