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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 4

    Sex On Mars Will Be Difficult, Study Finds https://trib.al/UHEFfGw  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/OFO0CVyXEO

    8:54 AM - 4 Jun 2018
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    23 replies 149 retweets 1,005 likes
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      2. Rachelle Jervis‏ @RachelleJervis Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spoken like someone who isn't having any anywhere

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      3. Aaqib Majeed‏ @aaqibmajeed_ Jun 4
        Replying to @RachelleJervis @TheOnion

        Now I can die in peace 😂

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bennyfish19 @mchlspada4a

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That red sands gets into everything...

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      1. Vote November, 6th‏ @laurenpricemil2 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to want to go to base camp at Mt Everest and have sex there to be like the first person that had sex there- but now I think that’s sadly already happened. I’m desperately trying to think of something- it’s gotta be a sex plus situation

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      1. Rambling Turian‏ @JackmanCL02 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news. Sex in space is pretty amazing. Especially with aliens.

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      1. Brinda Thomas‏ @mc2maven Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please. If I know engineers at all, this is literally the first problem they solved.

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      1. Brontes hammer‏ @NIFTYNEC Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol

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      1. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can’t we just copy however the Martians?

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      1. Zx741258‏ @Zx741258 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes too funny,

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      1. Safety_Second_RN‏ @Aoretta Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually in that particular gravitational environment it might be....mmmm

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      1. Paul Hampson‏ @ThisLeadenPaul Jun 4
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        It'll be fine, just got to get the right mattress from the Trump Hotel in DC

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Depends upon who was in the study

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      1. The Automated Automation Engineer‏ @F_Stromberg Jun 4
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        Did you write this @SarcasticRover ?

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      1. davidw19‏ @dpjw80 Jun 4
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        pic.twitter.com/nyz46ufjnv

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      1. nestli  🌊 ♻️ 🌎‏ @nestli Jun 4
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        Y’all get me for a few seconds every time!

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      1. Rem Most‏ @rem_most Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad to see Pedro Sanchez from Napoleon Dynamite put on some weight and changing his name to Salman Wright to avoid the Hollywood limelight.

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      1. perronaldinho‏ @Perronaldinho Jun 4
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        @Lou503

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who cares about sex in the new Musklands.......oh, hang on.....rethink, rethink

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