Spoken like someone who isn't having any anywhere
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Now I can die in peace
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That red sands gets into everything...
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I used to want to go to base camp at Mt Everest and have sex there to be like the first person that had sex there- but now I think that’s sadly already happened. I’m desperately trying to think of something- it’s gotta be a sex plus situation
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Fake news. Sex in space is pretty amazing. Especially with aliens.
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Please. If I know engineers at all, this is literally the first problem they solved.
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Can’t we just copy however the Martians?
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Yes too funny,
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Actually in that particular gravitational environment it might be....mmmm
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It'll be fine, just got to get the right mattress from the Trump Hotel in DC
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Depends upon who was in the study
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Did you write this
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Y’all get me for a few seconds every time!
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Sad to see Pedro Sanchez from Napoleon Dynamite put on some weight and changing his name to Salman Wright to avoid the Hollywood limelight.
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Who cares about sex in the new Musklands.......oh, hang on.....rethink, rethink
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