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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 4

    YouTube Reaches 1 Trillion Racist Comments https://trib.al/GKtR2Qh pic.twitter.com/kbc6DWNnF9

    5:47 AM - 4 Jun 2018
    • 1,021 Retweets
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    • John Spooky Brexit #FBPE raigny Ian Harmon 👏neeeeaaaaAAAAAAHHHH 👏 ana Kevin Strasser Julia Jedwabski gay immigrant Tars
    70 replies 1,021 retweets 5,990 likes
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      2. Skepticᵀᴹ  🇨🇦‏ @ArmouredSkeptic Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How did you manage this?pic.twitter.com/rcVsy8cHZO

        4 replies 11 retweets 280 likes
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      2. Andi‏ @undeadGandi Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @janboehm

        The question is Who cares

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      4. Sylv‏ @JR_sylv Jun 4

        This gotta be the official line for people who get baited.

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      2. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Roseanne wrote 3% of them lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. cryptidseppe‏ @GlUSEPPEE Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wow we live in a society

        1 reply 0 retweets 48 likes
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      2. Matt‏ @mt2oo8 Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Smh my head 😔😩💯🙏🏼

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      3. Dakota McMillan  🐢‏ @dakotaqmcmillan Jun 4
        Replying to @mt2oo8 @TheOnion

        Lol out loud 😂😋🔥👊🏼

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      1. Kara Kemal Bey‏ @aliumarbekr Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nearly half of them might be from Turkey :)

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      2. aeno‏ @aeno_VXI Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @KrashHash

        We live in a society

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      3. Connor‏ @ConnorTrueStory Jun 4
        Replying to @aeno_VXI @TheOnion @KrashHash

        pic.twitter.com/7mKspdsE1l

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      1. Shawn Clarke‏ @spclarke Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @pixelsguy

        That Mac user must be a serious hacker. Using a Dell monitor, default wallpaper, and almost nothing on the desktop, and an external G drive, *backwards* whoa.

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      1. Pain Warrior‏ @Welshsprout Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @Coldhands2

        Be catching up with Twitter soon

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      1. Robert‏ @Bmess216 Jun 4
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