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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 3

    Lowe’s Introduces 2-Way Ladder User Can Also Climb Down https://trib.al/WcD5gC1 pic.twitter.com/rnVw9zKRvv

    5:53 PM - 3 Jun 2018
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      1. Frank Gregory‏ @grapesaregrapes Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @Demonpuppy

        Finally, I will never get trapped on another ladder

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      1. Drew‏ @Good_Old_Voli Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If this had been thought of sooner, my father might still be here.....instead of on the roof.

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      1. NESSA LEWIS‏ @VERNESSA03 Jun 3
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        pic.twitter.com/Puj4xiRtRJ

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      1. max358‏ @max358 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what took them so long?! Jeezus! I haven't been able to use ladders for years! last time, muscle-y fire-fighters had to come get me.

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      1. SteveR‏ @radkeyshadow Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guess I won’t order that elevator after all...

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

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      1. Scoriop‏ @BourbonCurio Jun 3
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        You’d be terrified if you knew how many people need this.

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      1. Isaac Jensen‏ @ijensen4 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_donjensen innovation at it's finest

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      1. Dangerously Talented‏ @Dangerouslytal Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should have told this guypic.twitter.com/hVM7gpI5SP

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      2. Sanjna Bhatnagar‏ @BhatnagarSanjna Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Think @realDonaldTrump might need one?

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      1. Abort, Retry, Fail?r Abort, Retry, Fail?r‏ @MichaelR8783 Jun 5
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        Revolutionary! Wow!

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      1. pjupdown‏ @pjupdown Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        Wow! What's next? Doors you can open and close? Too much!

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      1. Taha Saeed‏ @realTahaSaeed Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @Demonpuppy

        I’ll watch it dry

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      1. hassinator69‏ @hassinator_69 Jun 4
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        gluten free.

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      1. Roman‏ @naumenko_roman Jun 3
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        What's your answer to this, @HomeDepot

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      1. Dandiego‏ @DandiegoNY Jun 3
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        i actually prefer climbing up and falling down.

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      1. bump‏ @BoliedCola Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wait this isnt real wtf you liars i now have to rfund this shit

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      1. Tim the Enchanter.‏ @thayden60 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard they're also selling one with a Stop sign at the top for Trump voters.

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