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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 3

    Disillusioned Hollywood Sign Moves Back To Small Iowa Farm Town https://trib.al/6zoA09Y pic.twitter.com/uiaIXLw4AL

    4:36 PM - 3 Jun 2018
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      1. thewolverpooh‏ @badw0lf1 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Changes name back to include 'Land'".

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      2. Trip AAA‏ @ArtAguilar18 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you build it, they will come.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was there ever an aspiring actress actually named Holly Wood?

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🐂J. Villanueva 🐂‏ @JayDeLaBeats Jun 3
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        Sounds more like a porn star lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Donnie Weisse‏ @weisse_guy Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NStekler

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      1. Lee St. John‏ @LeeStJohnauthor Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It should come to Georgia. #Georgia was the number one state in revenue for movie making in 2017. Superseded California. #GeorgiaOnMyMind #SouthernCharm #movies #moviesmadehere #Hotlanta #StayandSeeGeorgia #mountainsbeacheswegotitall #yallcomebackyaheah

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      2. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Falls in love with local ‘stop’ sign. No regrets.

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      3. Fernando Orlando‏ @FernandoOrlando Jun 4
        Replying to @HiFalutinWays @TheOnion

        😆😂😂😂

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      1. 𝔼𝕞𝕞𝕒  🌺‏ @EmmaLouzer Jun 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @ladyisis75

        FINE! You can just stay there then.pic.twitter.com/oxfEisfXJ5

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      1. Louis Valverde‏ @therealValverde Jun 3
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        That will make all the hillside residents who complain about too many tourists so happy!

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      1. Good Energy Waves‏ @goodenergywaves Jun 3
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        harvey baby please give me a chance

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      1. Tige Gibson  🇺🇳 🇨🇦‏ @Tachyx Jun 3
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        Hiding from the next big budget disaster movie.

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      1. Dan Krall‏ @Dan_Krall Jun 3
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        HEY GUYS SWIPE UP TO FOLLOW IT ON INSTA

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      1. Barbara Berger‏ @bergerbeebs Jun 3
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        Probably running from Harvey Weinstein. And who could blame it.

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      1. Gogobr8‏ @gogobrasil8_br Jun 3
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        “IOWA”

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      1. Paul G. Crawford‏ @Eirann_wanderer Jun 3
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        If you build it they will come

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