Vendor:"You're not insane, right" Dave:"No but that's what my ex-wife used to say before she died mysteriously."
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Vendor: you're not insane, right? Customer: Definitely not. Jodie Foster assures me that I'm normal through my cat's water dish, and why would she lie?pic.twitter.com/EUzBvPY4LG
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I chuckled.
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Don’t worry the vendor is probably also insane. Gun shows are weird like that.
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that is about the extent of the gun safety regulations in the US.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Most folk can shoot a gun but only a few folk can play the violin. It's a small point but one worth mentioning.
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Wow so profound i had no idea it was easier to pull on a lever rather than take years of lessons to play an instrument.
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"You know, man is the most dangerous animal."
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“You won’t murder anyone if I sell you this gun right?” ‘ Idk yet’ fair enough.” Thanks bro, ammo included? “Well this is America”
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Except this actually happened...
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Don't go shoot up a university now! Targets are too spaced out. If anything I'd target a high school where targets are more clustered together. Lol you're such a knucklehead haha!
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Passed the Screening Test
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Typical gun show. Same old same old
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Is that Jeff Fisher?
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