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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 3

    Gun Show Vendor Jokes With Insane Customer About How He Hopes He's Not Insane https://trib.al/wiEsLk9 pic.twitter.com/3BjckOMk1M

    2:02 PM - 3 Jun 2018
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      2. Leon Thotsky‏ @KemalAtaturkMkV Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Vendor:"You're not insane, right" Dave:"No but that's what my ex-wife used to say before she died mysteriously."

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. James Smithson‏ @cellocat007 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Vendor: you're not insane, right? Customer: Definitely not. Jodie Foster assures me that I'm normal through my cat's water dish, and why would she lie?pic.twitter.com/EUzBvPY4LG

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. paul grigsby‏ @paul_grigsby Jun 3
        Replying to @cellocat007 @TheOnion

        I chuckled.

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      1. Marshall‏ @Phos_ Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t worry the vendor is probably also insane. Gun shows are weird like that.

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      1. Lisa Horan‏ @LisaHor22892463 Jun 3
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        🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 that is about the extent of the gun safety regulations in the US.

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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most folk can shoot a gun but only a few folk can play the violin. It's a small point but one worth mentioning.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. CaptainGliter‏ @CPTGliter Jun 3
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

        Wow so profound i had no idea it was easier to pull on a lever rather than take years of lessons to play an instrument.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "You know, man is the most dangerous animal."

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      1. michael myers enthusiast  🎃  👻 💀‏ @meohmyapplepie Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “You won’t murder anyone if I sell you this gun right?” ‘ Idk yet’ fair enough.” Thanks bro, ammo included? “Well this is America”

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      1. NomadChef‏ @N0madChef Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Except this actually happened...

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      1. Dominic Coats‏ @dgcoats46 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't go shoot up a university now! Targets are too spaced out. If anything I'd target a high school where targets are more clustered together. Lol you're such a knucklehead haha!

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/02/11/EmbarrassedMassShooter …

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jun 4
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        Passed the Screening Test

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      1. filup26‏ @Fillup26 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Typical gun show. Same old same old

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bernie Lovell ain’t insane. Bernie is an educator and Trump supporter. He wants to keep his students safe. #MAGA #KAG

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      1. Johnny Martin‏ @jmart7584 Jun 3
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        @AndrewBlejde

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      1. John Fischer‏ @Yinzer_man Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that Jeff Fisher?

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      1. Michael Pizzoli Photography‏ @MichaelPizzoli Jun 3
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        😂😂😂

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