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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jun 3

    Row Of Dusty PlayStation 2 Games Continues Reign At Top Of Book Shelf https://trib.al/LmuXXPO pic.twitter.com/4vM4j7pF0C

    11:28 AM - 3 Jun 2018
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    • Miller NYC Food PLOW Oriflame Россия lets go go go go go go Nia👭🏹 floating neutral of doom Erin haywire's wild ride Levon Jody Williams
    111 replies 853 retweets 4,179 likes
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      2. Erin Spicer‏ @TheErinSpicer Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True storypic.twitter.com/03nHGkvOQg

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Jacket the Ripper‏ @NotReallyJacket Jun 3
        Replying to @TheErinSpicer @TheOnion

        PC SKYRIM... ON DISK?! Haven't seen such a thing You've got some great games in there though

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Erin Spicer‏ @TheErinSpicer Jun 3
        Replying to @NotReallyJacket @TheOnion

        Thanks! Can't take credit though: only Monkey island is mine. I rely on cohabitation for my gamer cred.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Jacket the Ripper‏ @NotReallyJacket Jun 3
        Replying to @TheErinSpicer @TheOnion

        Well Monkey Island is a pretty good game I hear, at least you got some great games to play, unless they take them back...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Erin Spicer‏ @TheErinSpicer Jun 3
        Replying to @NotReallyJacket @TheOnion

        Monkey Island is cool, but Is have to admit this is the only game I tend to play:pic.twitter.com/MqZgOOrW6o

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Eric Leon‏ @Runtus_Maximus Jun 3
        Replying to @TheErinSpicer @NotReallyJacket @TheOnion

        One of my favorite soundtracks

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Tim Heckin'‏ @SlayerRules_420 Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/5CwHuywmDn

        1 reply 0 retweets 50 likes
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      2. Hex Maniac Maniac, Tomokocchi‏ @itsTomokocchi Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's true.pic.twitter.com/LKG3Pendma

        6 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Tyler Robinson‏ @SaltyGeneralTso Jun 3
        Replying to @itsTomokocchi @TheOnion

        This is a good shelf

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Greg‏ @xukaniz Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least they've got good taste.

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Im feeling personally attacked here😊😊😊

        1 reply 0 retweets 39 likes
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      1. Matthew Hughes‏Verified account @matthewhughes Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @diskopo

        Man, Red Faction was such a good game.

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      1. Diarmuid Fahy‏ @Diarmuid_Fahy Jun 3
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        Is it wrong that the fact Armored Core and Armored Core 2 aren't arranged side by side is making my teeth itch?

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      1. FREAKOUT4FREEDOM‏ @Freakout4F Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Time Splitters 2 being the funniest part of this one.

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      1. Casey Mather‏ @ThatOneAutist Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmm, I’m not seeing any BATTLEFRONT here eh? True shame.

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      1. ian‏ @i_hate_ian Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AdsettConnor

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      2. Josh Allan‏ @joshallanmpls Jun 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tell me about it.pic.twitter.com/SnW3UUMQwO

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jun 3
        Replying to @joshallanmpls @TheOnion

        I'm more curious about all the Superman merchandise.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Josh Allan‏ @joshallanmpls Jun 3
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Mm8prPuvTi

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